| Doric - DOR | windis at 6am every morning! | Arse | |
| Central - WCE |
t hud caused sic offence wis ' | Arse | '!, |
| Southern - SWE | s! Heelster-gowdie great too, | arse | over tit. And the Scots-Gaeli |
| Central - LAL | sh He is completely, utterly, | arse | over elbow, seventy seven way |
| Central - GLA |
Less ae yir cheek smart- | arse | . You tell me how to sort it t |
| Central - GLA |
n comes fur me, its wee short- | arse | legs scuttlin oer the boggin, |
| Central - GLA |
oor. Nervy as fuck though. Ma | arse | is makin buttons. We need ano |
| Central - WCE |
white jeans cause they mek ma | arse | look big. Ah thought tae mase |
| Central - LAL |
Ah plonk ma | arse | doon oan the bog and start re |
| Central - GLA |
Ah plonk ma | arse | back oan the sofa. There real |
| Central - LAL |
the coffee table, ah park ma | arse | oan the couch and turn oan th |
| Central - GLA |
well and truly be oot oan ma | arse | . But travellin back hame isna |
| Central - GLA |
ainlie tae end up oot oan ma | arse | at wan in the mornin. Ma phon |
| Central - LAL |
before turnin and plonkin ma | arse | oan the couch. Jesus will be |
| Central - GLA |
at, but here ah am, haulin ma | arse | back up there tae safety. |
| Central - GLA |
There’s me haulin ma | arse | aw the way back up tae Glasga |
| Ulster - PUL |
tae tha hoose, clocked on ma | arse | , |
| Doric - DOR | t the choice is sitting on ma | arse | all efterneen or tak masel fe |
| Central - WCE |
Ah'I|l sit back doon upon ma | arse | , |
| Central - WCE |
n, an she's been suckin up ma | arse | lik naebdy's business. |
| Central - LAL |
tom o it isnae quite under ma | arse | . |
| Central - WCE |
ma cash or ma | arse | , or ma guid name hus had it. |
| Southern - SEA | @jeremybcorbyn_ @RDHale_ Ma | arse | ! Winnae touch him with ma bar |
| Central - GLA |
ace tae park that stupit auld | arse | ae yours,' His wife's aw wate |
| Central - LAL | lilbear Hold a lightee up tae | arse | an yer sure tae see it ?? |
| Central - GLA |
. nAlll.,. rip yi fae ear tae | arse | . 'Mate, you couldnae catch us |
| Doric - DOR | eighbours hoose earlier & see | arse | & tail o' a cat wriggling awa |
| Central - WCE |
e fecht, disgraced, an wi the | arse | out his trousers! Aa his gear |
| Central - LAL |
up wi ye and bites ye in the | arse | . Stella Marie aside, ma weans |
| Central - WCE |
en though she's a pain in the | arse | so ah tolt Chris ah'm no talk |
| Doric - DOR | a virus! Blooming pain in the | arse | it is! Canna get oot the hoos |
| Central - LAL |
bird? Shoot mair dugs in the | arse | n playin hero? - - That's an |
| Central - LAL |
will gie hur the kick up the | arse | she needs. |
| Central - GLA |
it this Sonic FX right up the | arse | ; Finnegan says wae a toothy g |
| Doric - DOR | heir oot o' work! Boot up the | arse | they need |
| Central - GLA |
s tae whoever it is, owns the | arse | their tongue’s hingin oot a |
| Central - GLA |
oan that hoaspital bed at the | arse | -end ay his life. Weak. Broken |
| Central - GLA |
Dade sais, ‘ . . . lift the | arse | ay it through, an we’ll low |
| Ulster - GUL | Ack, a burnt the | arse | oot the fire!!! Can't complai |
| Central - GLA |
hite like that, anywaiy. Same | arse | , different fuckin cheek, they |
| Central - LAL | a pandemic?! Whit an absolute | arse | -cockle ye ur, jist like yer m |
| Central - GLA |
,' she goes oan, 'he felt mah | arse | oan mah wey oot.' |
| Central - DUN |
an meh | arse | wiz ah sare we thi auld newsp |
| Central - DUN |
an a proper pain in thi | arse | , |
| Central - DUN |
ei bores thi | arse | aff me eftir |
| Central - GLA |
tae stop masel fawin. Ah’m | arse | oer elbow, tumblin through th |
| Central - GLA |
, drivin back up the road, an | arse | an neckin me oot tae the kerb |
| Central - AYR |
s mooth wis pursed up like an | arse | , |
| Ulster - GUL | ought they were calling me an | arse | assist. |
| Central - WCE |
blame me when yi end up wi an | arse | lik a - |
| Central - LAL | @fifelike Damn hes an | arse | , he will make thousands of us |
| Central - GLA |
Ma fuckin | arse | draps as the mechanical hoist |
| Central - GLA |
absolutely rippin the fuckin | arse | oot ae this. Taps aff, hoisti |
| Central - SEC |
.monstrous great plook on her | arse | " an whit micht be a bit o a F |
| Doric - DOR | usework while she sits on her | arse | watching Jeremy Kyle! Nae chu |
| Central - WCE |
. Charlen, wisnae bothern her | arse | though, she jist kept laughin |
| Ulster - PUL |
Yer | arse | an parsley! |
| Central - LAL | f it all, you had to wipe yer | arse | with leaves. #coronavirus #CO |
| Central - LAL |
Get aff yer | arse | |
| Central - LAL |
Get aff yer | arse | |
| Central - GLA |
nin a hotel here. Get aff yer | arse | an get ready! You take lazine |
| Central - LAL | @jojodinks79 @star_welsh Yer | arse | in parsley hen ya dunderheid! |
| Central - LAL | @pmcm1355 @Stummick Yer | arse | |
| Central - GLA |
‘Ye cannae just park yer | arse | forever, but it’s fur any c |
| Doric - DOR | yer mind says just sit on yer | arse | a'day & watch TV, the ither h |
| Ulster - GUL | ull aff yer lugs an skelp yer | arse | wi them! |
| Central - WCE |
! Stick aa yer prayers up yer | arse | .' |
| Central - LAL | lly, either or you'll get yer | arse | tanned tae Fochabers and back |
| Central - LAL |
k ye wur wan tae talk oot yer | arse | as well.' |
| Central - DUN |
blether through a hole in yir | arse | |
| Central - DUN |
git yir | arse | across ti Dundee |
| Central - DUN |
yi lave ah-thin lehin it yir | arse | |
| Central - SWE |
thit wee lass wull freeze hur | arse | . |
| Central - GLA |
tae pull ma heid oot ma dour | arse | an ask aboot her wirk. I hear |
| Central - LAL |
and shone oot o his granda's | arse | . Ah've no seen hide nor hair |
| Central - WCE |
he's got a face lik a horse's | arse | in action. |
| Central - WCE |
elp yi sook up the auld cow's | arse | . |
| Central - LAL |
m. Ah'd huv kicked that boy's | arse | tae kingdom come. Mind ye, St |
| Doric - DOR | e year , We skelped Madrids | arse | ! |
| Central - GLA |
in dug's baws. Ah can see his | arse | wigglin away under the fabric |
| Central - LAL |
k, refusin tae get up aff his | arse | and get a normal joab - or a |
| Central - GLA |
aw casual but ah kin tell his | arse | is gaun. |
| Central - GLA |
in a trainer n trippin on his | arse | . Broonie n Addison kicked fuc |
| Central - GLA |
Robocop, n falls flat on his | arse | , his hat wheelin back doon th |
| Central - GLA |
Big Kenzie n laid oot on his | arse | . The only Toi wan left is Owe |
| Central - GLA |
oab wioot blowin smoke up his | arse | . |
| Central - GLA |
eadbare couch. From under his | arse | he produces a phone. Dolly's |
| Central - GLA |
road when a van buzzes by his | arse | , pullin oer tae the kerb. ‘ |
| Doric - DOR | ng this vote wid get yon rats | arse | tasting "meat" aff the bar me |
| Central - GLA |
juicy weed that cushions its | arse | n breaks its faw. A see ma op |
| Central - EDN |
’Ah’m no coked up, smarts | arse | . Ah’ve goat fuckin bowel ca |
| Central - GLA |
'Daft | arse | here hus loast her phone,' ah |
| Central - GLA |
let yersel oot the door, daft | arse | ,' says Mo, offerin him a hawn |
| Central - LAL |
kers. Cathy called me a tight | arse | when she saw it. But Da said |
| Central - WCE |
he said, An stop bein a smart | arse | yi kent fine who ah meant. Ah |
| Central - SEC | n on something and some smart | arse | talks down to you with sarcas |
| Central - GLA |
‘Bloody smart | arse | , eh? It is your bloody fault. |
| Central - GLA |
Ah’m bloody | arse | oer elbow in a heap oan the g |
| Doric - DOR | f way doon York St & fa on my | arse | ! |
| Doric - MNA |
me to shove my therapy up my | arse | ! So I said, “Fuck off, you |
| Central - GLA |
tyled mullet an equally hairy | arse | crack oan display, is too bli |