Central - DUN | fuckin | squeelin | |
Doric - MNA | Fuckin | hell! It wiz a joke! It wiz n | |
Central - GLA | Fuckin | showtime, | |
Central - WCE | Fuckin | ||
Central - GLA | Fuckin | weird lookin, like a fireplac | |
Doric - DOR | Fuckin | ramos ina. Get tae fuck ina y | |
Southern - SEA | Fuckin | sick fud! ?????? https://t.co | |
Doric - ABN | Fuckin | Foreigners | |
Doric - MNA | an diz a wee dance. Mental ! | Fuckin | mental he wiz. We walk up the |
Central - GLA | could huv the lads. Yaaaaas! | Fuckin | mone then! Shetto Tigers!’ |
Central - GLA | ‘YAAAASSSSS! | FUCKIN | BRATTBAKK!’ McDade shouts, |
Central - GLA | y vessel he is. ‘Here, you! | Fuckin | Moon-man, did ye no hear me? |
Central - SEC | " | Fuckin | tellin yae, mate" he says "By |
Central - SEC | " | Fuckin | charmin" snipes Aldo |
Central - GLA | " | Fuckin | Beeeeeeeepp Beep!" |
Central - SEC | d mentioned the pub hud been " | fuckin | carnage" oan the night in que |
Central - SEC | part ae the hidden category " | Fuckin | nutjobs". No a single securit |
Central - GLA | ' | Fuckin | auld cunt, Broonie says. |
Central - GLA | ' | Fuckin | pish fur cunts like that int |
Central - GLA | ' | Fuckin | knew it,' ah say. "Ioo good t |
Central - GLA | ' | Fuckin | smashin name, hen.' |
Central - GLA | ' | FUCKIN | OVER THE FENCE, TROOPS! Big K |
Central - GLA | ' | Fuckin | pull yerself the gither, ah s |
Central - SEC | ' | Fuckin | liar,' she says. 'I'm no keep |
Central - GLA | ' | Fuckin | thing. First ah get a belt in |
Central - GLA | ' | Fuckin | run, Azzy. Don't take the kic |
Central - GLA | slows seein us. ' | Fuckin | hell, boays ... cunts jumped |
Central - GLA | e Azzy boy. Sah, it's shanks' | fuckin | pony. A'm trekkin doon tae fi |
Central - GLA | auldest there; aboot ma age, | fuckin | five o’cloak shadow an that |
Central - DUN | Well stone me, | fuckin | hell |
Central - GLA | ll, don’t just staun there, | fuckin | move!’ he sais, pushin me h |
Central - GLA | deadbeats aboot here, | fuckin | degenerate wasters - the cun |
Central - GLA | single track road somewhere, | fuckin | middle ay naewhere; aw moorla |
Central - EDN | ’ whore, | fuckin | ’ braw at sucking cock, all |
Central - WCE | e be ‘standardised’. Aye, | fuckin | ’ homogenise us an’ that |
Central - GLA | t’s happenin an about turn, | fuckin | off back the waiy they came. |
Doric - DOR | forts in English Premiership, | fuckin | awful. Secret is tae be colle |
Central - GLA | Probably proppin up the bar, | fuckin | waste ay space that he is. Ne |
Central - GLA | the road. ‘Get it up yies, | fuckin | Orange bastarts! Tiocfaidh á |
Central - GLA | arryin?’ the big cunt sais, | fuckin | starin me doon, aw intense as |
Central - GLA | ya clown. Ah’m a wiry cunt, | fuckin | thoroughbred, me. Just show m |
Central - GLA | doon in history. The maddest, | fuckin | baddest younger wans there ev |
Central - GLA | omptly slams the windae shut, | fuckin | off oot ay it - back tae his |
Central - GLA | ‘YAAAAASSS DANNY BOY, | FUCKIN | SHOT MATE! BINGO!’ McDade s |
Central - WCE | Tell pishy McNish tae come a- | fuckin | -head. |
Central - GLA | waitin oan - Derek. . . some- | fuckin | -hing, the executive cunt fae |
Central - GLA | inks ah’m workin fur him in- | fuckin | -definitely. Workin? That’s |
Central - GLA | . Another insignificant, gaun- | fuckin | -naewhere flicker ay a life, e |
Central - DUN | xt chopper, all of you mother- | fuckin | Scotch bastards, whose is it? |
Central - GLA | me a can ay Miller Pilsner - | fuckin | piss watter but it’ll need |
Central - GLA | rance brokers, accountants - | fuckin | doactors even! Don’t you fu |
Central - GLA | ds fae - our bit ir aw goody- | fuckin | -two-shoes n don't really run |
Central - LAL | @jackiepatie Me an aa. | Fuckin | idiocy. But Trump's an eejit, |
Central - SEC | e? But this boay is nae joke. | Fuckin | Russian fae doon south. Hings |
Doric - DOR | ttempt to play fitba anymare. | Fuckin | useless |
Central - SEC | ommitted class treason, here. | Fuckin | big promotion, n that. Yae ma |
Southern - SEA | aghetti. What a load o shite. | Fuckin | aboot wi a spoon and birlling |
Central - LAL | r tits in a psychedelic haze. | Fuckin | mental. ?????? |
Central - GLA | in a kerry oot in a poly bag. | Fuckin | mad wae it, they ur. |
Central - LAL | stylish, though. | Fuckin | ravishment waiting. Nae fucki |
Central - GLA | he met his end, right enough. | Fuckin | toast, man. Whit a waiy tae g |
Central - LAL | in science, so let thum dei. | Fuckin | eejits. https://t.co/2E0kR4Da |
Central - GLA | ich ah duly blast up ma beak. | Fuckin | nae flies oan this cunt, know |
Central - GLA | a cunt, ye’ll get wan back. | Fuckin | proper lines get dished oot i |
Central - GLA | t aw night long. Ah kin tell. | Fuckin | hoachin fur it, she is.’ |
Central - GLA | goat whit wis comin tae him. | Fuckin | result mate.’ he sais wae a |
Central - GLA | tryin tae see if it’s him. | Fuckin | jail-bait this, meetin here. |
Central - GLA | takin a wee swig fae mah can. | Fuckin | hell, it's scoldin hot but ah |
Central - GLA | Fuck gaun away up there man. | Fuckin | bandit country.’ ah sais. |
Central - GLA | arty like a McDade party man. | Fuckin | party ay the year!’ he sais |
Central - GLA | es the wee Namaste bit again. | Fuckin | wide-os the pair ay them. Who |
Central - LAL | masks, nae social distancin. | Fuckin | eejits. ?? |
Doric - DOR | ts exactly fit i wiz thinkin. | Fuckin | bam |
Central - LAL | f order" sign hed faa'n doon. | Fuckin | annoyin! ?? |
Central - GLA | goat floodin oot the stereo. | Fuckin | U2’s latest offerin, Discot |
Doric - DOR | listening tae the music anoo. | Fuckin | magic |
Central - GLA | Butterflies noo. | Fuckin | nerves, always happens when a |
Central - GLA | ical avenues, surgin onwards. | Fuckin | been listenin tae their da’ |
Central - GLA | lue poly bag full ae goodies. | Fuckin | weird combo ae hings the cunt |
Central - GLA | intae a bag ae sea creatures. | Fuckin | weirdo. Anyway, time tae try |
Central - LAL | The replies tae this. | Fuckin | racist cunts! ?? https://t.co |
Central - SEC | re meals a day and nae bills. | Fuckin | quality, man." |
Doric - DOR | oot west ham parking the bus. | Fuckin | hypocrite |
Doric - MNA | Nobody in there,” he says. | Fuckin | hell ! A wiz shair he wid hea |
Doric - DOR | yous wid kane all aboot that. | Fuckin | murderers |
Central - GLA | e ragin hard-on ah’ve goat. | Fuckin | hell man! Casually, ah pull m |
Central - GLA | McNulty fae Balintore Street. | Fuckin | intae everthin, that cunt; ch |
Central - GLA | es that help them realise it. | Fuckin | simple enough economics if ye |
Central - GLA | talkin tae McNulty aboot it. | Fuckin | bam. They’ve goat me right |
Central - GLA | ere. Only wan waiy in an oot. | Fuckin | nae chance ay gettin away if |
Central - GLA | rawers intae a gaff near you. | Fuckin | loaded, the cunt an likes a s |
Central - GLA | t a Provie loan fur it an aw. | Fuckin | five hunner quid it cost. Tap |
Central - GLA | second wan the day. | Fuckin | Coyle Loyal aboot here int it |
Doric - DOR | 5 aye wiz due off on tuesday. | Fuckin | nightmare like. Ment to be ga |
Central - GLA | hem up aff ma birthday money. | Fuckin | intae these cunts man. Yaaaas |
Central - GLA | d. ‘Whit a shot man, Danny. | Fuckin | belter!’ McDade sais, slapp |
Central - SEC | @StuartKidd14 | fuckin | sad m8 - leafa r gonna b a l |
Southern - SEA | feeling yir pain mr hogg. 75 | fuckin | minutes a had ti play. Quiet |
Doric - DOR | @jamiemcgettrick @giggsy26 | fuckin | nightmare dude. Dina tell me |
Central - GLA | ook at him, grinnin, laughin; | fuckin | indifferent tae it aw. |
Central - GLA | pock marks an oily skin; | fuckin | skeletal cheekbones burstin o |
Central - GLA | ure. Ah seen him, din’t ah? | Fuckin | junkie bastart. Ma da just bo |
Central - SEC | ff. Yae must be so proud, eh? | fuckin | Nickeledon's faither ae the y |
Central - GLA | the waiy, know whit ah mean? | Fuckin | Carpe Diem an aw that shite. |
Central - SEC | t ah struggle. But in person? | fuckin | furget it. Ah fold easier tha |
Central - GLA | . Whit is it wae these cunts? | Fuckin | public servants they ur. Ye |
Central - GLA | ‘Don’t know whit? | Fuckin | tell me then.’ ah sais. |
Central - GLA | m the single’s taken fae, a | fuckin | shame man, so it is. Ye never |
Central - GLA | the pubs ay the Gallowgate, a | fuckin | electromagnet. |
Central - SEC | eryboay else in here again, a | fuckin | born loser. Wae Paul distract |
Central - GLA | ve spent ma life, a nuttin, a | fuckin | waster! Yer right! An it’s |
Central - LAL | NAW, A | FUCKIN | HATE AIRDRIE https://t.co/ych |
Central - GLA | just scored again. Albertz, a | fuckin | penalty.’ he sais, an a col |
Central - GLA | t the park, he will though. A | fuckin | certainty. |
Central - GLA | higher point ay elevation. A | fuckin | strange sound, like nothin ah |
Central - SEC | ry wur telt by oor parents. A | fuckin | make-believe idea that gees u |
Central - GLA | t away. ‘Av got an empty. A | fuckin | ’ love an empty,’ he says, |
Central - GLA | There’s a split second; a | fuckin | infinitesimal period ay time |
Central - GLA | re just a conduit, Stevie; a | fuckin | donkey. A medium ah kin explo |
Central - GLA | Ah attract this shit man; a | fuckin | magnet fur aggro, ah um, know |
Central - GLA | t’s a good wan in’t it? A | fuckin | poxy birthday party ah’d na |
Central - EDN | openin yin tae come ma wey? A | fuckin | bulletin fur none other than |
Doric - MNA | . He didna want tae kittle aa | fuckin | thing up eence mair.. The sti |
Southern - SEA | k experience when a spotted a | fuckin | rat in lounge and got rid of |
Central - SEC | ay abroad yince a year, and a | fuckin | credit caird. The truth is aw |
Central - EDN | eeds a golden retriever and a | fuckin | stick. He better be there’ |
Central - SEC | ion wae a thoat. Never mind a | fuckin | answer. Sensin that ah’m no |
Central - GLA | any mare obvious if he hud a | fuckin | neon light in the windae. Som |
Central - EDN | it here wae the patience ae a | fuckin | saint. |
Central - SEC | ‘’This isnae a | fuckin | popularity contest, Aldo’ |
Central - GLA | s like showin a red rag tae a | fuckin | bull. 'Abi rip yer fuckin air |
Central - EDN | ry. He wis nuttin shoart ae a | fuckin | hero. Ah mean, granted, eh? b |
Central - GLA | cunts an inch, an they take a | fuckin | mile, know whit ah mean? |
Central - GLA | nwillin tae let it go, like a | fuckin | snake that’s just pounced o |
Central - GLA | n assault tae the ear, like a | fuckin | fly buzzin aboot in yer heid. |
Central - GLA | ah’d floated aboot, like a | fuckin | ghost, in the worst rain stor |
Central - SEC | Dougie love the drama. Like a | fuckin | pair ae young lassies who can |
Central - GLA | arge oan doon the road like a | fuckin | bam fur? We’re meant tae be |
Central - SEC | er ae shite Trump look like a | fuckin | feminist!''. Naeboady else in |
Central - SEC | "You mean like a | fuckin | medical, or suttin?" ah ask. |
Central - GLA | me, ‘she’s shakin like a | fuckin | leaf in here. Ah’m no much |
Central - GLA | in fearlessly, drappin like a | fuckin | stane, vanishin behind the br |
Central - GLA | ais, pogoin up an doon like a | fuckin | punk rocker. ‘This way chap |
Central - GLA | thuddin intae the door like a | fuckin | wreckin ball. Ma palms ur swe |
Central - GLA | s an twist. He screams like a | fuckin | banshee an so does Dolly but |
Central - GLA | ye, yer sneakin aboot like a | fuckin | copper. An whit’s wrang wae |
Central - SEC | zy enough tae skin you like a | fuckin | rabbit!’’ |
Central - GLA | er few lines that wid choke a | fuckin | elephant. Cunts. |
Central - GLA | h uncle wis hinkin buyin me a | fuckin | samurai sword fur Christmas. |
Central - DUN | git me a | fuckin | |
Central - LAL | We're a | fuckin | mess. Board are failing the c |
Central - LAL | a vegetarian, Rents, ye're a | fuckin | evil shot. |
Central - WCE | tter me an he said, You are a | fuckin | ticket, he said tae her, An u |
Central - GLA | y must’ve thought ye were a | fuckin | screwball.’ McDade sais, pr |
Central - EDN | —FUCK, Mark, ye’re a | fuckin | ’ whore, fuckin’ braw at s |
Central - EDN | ’ barry, ye’re a | fuckin | ’ natural a this, a natural |
Central - GLA | ds washed away. ‘You’re a | fuckin | glutton fur punishment, ya cu |
Central - EDN | power trip. Took aboot half a | fuckin | hoor. Anywey, that’s what b |
Doric - DOR | h doon Union Street banging a | fuckin | drum |
Central - SWE | crosst wi a | fuckin | tea cosy. |
Central - WCE | (ilka | fuckin | mornin) |
Central - GLA | miles oot man. He took a | fuckin | swing fur me in there. Ah’m |
Central - DUN | now that's whut eh call a | fuckin | sin. |
Central - GLA | ggins? That's him. Cin tell a | fuckin | mile away, even joost fae loo |
Central - GLA | Ma | fuckin | arse draps as the mechanical |
Central - DUN | em a | fuckin | chip pan |
Central - LAL | ist mind whit happened tae ma | fuckin | horse. |
Central - GLA | uesst. Smokin an snaffling ma | fuckin | Mars bar. An in-between, nae |
Central - EDN | ‘’Ah read it in ma | fuckin | tea leaves’’ ah scowl. |
Central - LAL | ore the 2 collided to ruin ma | fuckin | day |
Central - SEC | "Listen, Where's ma | fuckin | money?" |
Central - GLA | up, growlin at me like its ma | fuckin | fault. |
Central - GLA | taewards him, ‘That’s ma | fuckin | burd ya prick!’ |
Central - GLA | y prefer peckin’ away at ma | fuckin | ’ brain. Peck peck peck. |
Central - EDN | fe in the States eh? Juist ma | fuckin | luck as usual. |
Central - SEC | the stadium. Aw ma | fuckin | god, eh? here comes Pishwater |
Central - GLA | e same time. ‘Hink ah’m a | fuckin | daftie? Yous ur gettin fuckin |
Central - EDN | oan easy street. But ah’m a | fuckin | coprse, ya selfish cunt.’ |
Central - GLA | Union Jack flag instead an a | fuckin | drum kit an guitars an aw tha |
Central - GLA | an they deserve better than a | fuckin | alkie deadbeat like me in the |
Central - GLA | ay the lodge bursts open an a | fuckin | rammie spills oot intae the c |
Central - SEC | been sittin here chokin oan a | fuckin | drink" |
Central - SEC | Craigy. The bordome's been a | fuckin | killer, likes. Only saviour i |
Central - GLA | Craig Tara - it's been a | fuckin | pleasure. |
Central - GLA | long black hair tied up in a | fuckin | mad bun. |
Central - GLA | n a half-ounce or conductin a | fuckin | séance. |
Central - GLA | ‘Pebbles? You’re huvin a | fuckin | laugh. That fuckin thing shou |
Central - GLA | ‘You’re huvin a | fuckin | laugh Archie. Beatin heart? |
Central - GLA | It's Guy Fawkes Night n on a | fuckin | Friday anaw, jackpot. There's |
Central - SEC | "It's no a | fuckin | trick question" she barks. |
Central - GLA | "Well then, it's no a | fuckin | shock, is it?' |
Central - SEC | ‘’It’s no a | fuckin | pairty, right?’’ he bubbl |
Central - GLA | ent tae the bookies. A hear a | fuckin | hissin in ma ear. Finnegan se |
Doric - DOR | think, the mans a either a | fuckin | idiot, or, theres a siniste |
Central - GLA | when we hud the chance. Yer a | fuckin | liability.’ Monty sais. |
Central - LAL | or could be a smart dug, or a | fuckin | pussy? Mad how everything can |
Central - EDN | ‘’A loat ae words fur a | fuckin | expression’’ |
Central - SEC | doon the line, "Bawbag, yur a | fuckin | millionaire!" Ma first though |
Central - WCE | happen. An even though he's a | fuckin | nutter that could get me batt |
Central - LAL | auniex33 @ogilvie_mark he's a | fuckin | bellend, only says that tae m |
Central - LAL | read the papers ???? she's a | fuckin | banger nae matter whit, but s |
Central - GLA | e bouncer, But the lassie's a | fuckin | tank, even bigger an stronger |
Central - GLA | 'Right well there's a | fuckin | deid boady in there. If we br |
Central - GLA | 'Your big brother's a | fuckin | busy man. Think he's been tel |
Central - GLA | takes JP doon wae him. It's a | fuckin | free fur all. There's square- |
Central - SEC | sode cawed Chasing It. It's a | fuckin | classic. Anywey, he's constan |
Central - GLA | ver been oan the brew? It's a | fuckin | nightmare. Honestly, yer bett |
Central - GLA | othin gets by him. Sharp as a | fuckin | circle, the cunt. |
Central - GLA | rough the speaker, clear as a | fuckin | bell an ah spark the can ay R |
Doric - DOR | wiz just startin shit. Hes a | fuckin | stroop honestly |
Doric - DOR | @conlin41091 hes a | fuckin | gype |
Central - GLA | Here, McDade, Pearcey! Gies a | fuckin | haun, fur fuck sake –’ |
Central - LAL | Refs a | fuckin | luvvie!!!! |
Central - GLA | The close is a | fuckin | shitehole, even the cooncil g |
Central - GLA | e is hereditary. His da wis a | fuckin | mad cunt in a scheme years ag |
Central - GLA | he sais, ‘ . . . he wis a | fuckin | live-wire an aw.’ he flings |
Central - SEC | "She wis a | fuckin | Tory" ah tell him, whist gree |
Central - SEC | a burd! Ah telt yae she wis a | fuckin | stunner!" |
Central - SEC | ve me. You'll hink this wis a | fuckin | tickle." |
Central - LAL | d female enough. Bigotry is a | fuckin | epidemic. |
Doric - DOR | @MReaich ouch. Ats a | fuckin | shithole min. |
Doric - DOR | ee ats fit i mean paul. Its a | fuckin | disgrace |
Doric - DOR | @Paul_Coull boys a | fuckin | gype. I miss sid |
Doric - DOR | ner drars in twist - its a | fuckin | fitba top, its reed and whi |
Central - GLA | in aside, Ronnie McDade’s a | fuckin | screwball so there’s nae da |
Central - GLA | ‘He’s a | fuckin | junkie. We’re dain every cu |
Central - SEC | constitutes luxury. It’s a | fuckin | dump, if ever there wis yin. |
Central - EDN | e the game. But when it’s a | fuckin | doactur who’s handed me a y |
Central - GLA | in me talkin, an how it’s a | fuckin | liberty messin aboot wae a ma |
Central - SEC | n aboot him, Caroline. What a | fuckin | wanker." |
Central - SEC | @WStewartGK what a | fuckin | warrior - luved the guy - r |
Southern - SEA | @deangillan1 Wat a | fuckin | wank stain. How ee could do t |
Central - GLA | he sais, tryin tae perfect a | fuckin | whimsical expression he does |
Central - EDN | ‘’Wait a | fuckin | minute, mate’’ he says, e |
Central - LAL | air" patter need to give it a | fuckin | bye man. The abuse this guy g |
Doric - DOR | Fit a | fuckin | sotter min https://t.co/cSPiR |
Doric - DOR | RT @72redz1903 : Fit a | fuckin | sotter min https://t.co/cSPiR |
Central - EDN | “Git a | fuckin | tourniquet on it!” he shout |
Central - GLA | like ay the wee prick. Whit a | fuckin | state tae get yersel intae. |
Central - LAL | as stupit as a bigot. Whit a | fuckin | shower! https://t.co/WJOB74vg |
Southern - SEA | f our extended family. Whit a | fuckin | year ???? |
Central - GLA | e that the listener has not a | fuckin | scooby whit their spraffin oa |
Central - GLA | ‘See you, yer nothin but a | fuckin | liberty takin arsehole.’ ah |
Central - GLA | 'Och away,' Mo says. 'Huv a | fuckin | line. Ye've earned it.' |
Central - GLA | ike that oan his radar; how a | fuckin | degenerate, psychopathic lump |
Central - LAL | Big Girl Pants on and grow a | fuckin | spine |
Central - GLA | "Ya | fuckin | clatty cunt...whits wrang wi |
Central - SEC | ear his deep voice roarin "Ya | fuckin | bitch!" The lassies yelpin in |
Central - LAL | him while he wis visible, ya | fuckin | eejit?! #TheInvisibleMan |
Central - GLA | "YOUNG TOI, YA | FUCKIN | DAFTIES'" |
Central - GLA | 'AWWW, YA | FUCKIN | WEE WANK, SAMMY!' he bellows |
Central - LAL | ain Eccies tae Amsterdam. Ya | fuckin | loon! |
Central - GLA | wis past. "Where wur yooz? Ya | fuckin | pussy bastards! Yir mate wis |
Central - GLA | y February then yer mare ay a | fuckin | daftie than ye look.’ Pearc |
Central - GLA | AE HUV ENOUGH WELLY, COYLE YA | FUCKIN | WIND UP MERCHANT!’ he screa |
Central - GLA | , waeoot thinkin. Nice one ya | fuckin | knob. Could ye huv thought ay |
Central - GLA | Albertz, it wis. Literally a | fuckin | Hun! Kin ye believe that? Ah |
Central - GLA | gaun ya | fuckin | crank, ye!’ the boay sais, |
Central - GLA | n a coarner. ‘Get aff us ya | fuckin | fat cunt. Much dae you weigh |
Central - GLA | ’cloack. Get oot yer pit ya | fuckin | deadhead, ah’m gaun tae sig |
Central - GLA | ‘A | fuckin | few ah’d say, judgin by the |
Southern - SEA | morning and thought that ka b | fuckin | right. So changed the battery |
Central - GLA | n elder boy comes oot the pub | fuckin | steamin. He's breathin doon h |
Central - GLA | He’s yer classic | fuckin | nouveau riche local boy done |
Central - SEC | looked like a pair ae scared | fuckin | rabbits. Ah came acroass the |
Central - LAL | some mad rusty hing n played | fuckin | woefully but I AM BACK n read |
Central - GLA | enting ma place as the prized | fuckin | wanker ay the piece whilst si |
Doric - DOR | st ham fans singing at stupid | fuckin | song aboot bubbles really boi |
Central - GLA | rked oan they sites. Ye could | fuckin | spit through the waws in them |
Central - WCE | pure knows everythin. Should | fuckin | hing aw the wans that sell it |
Central - SEC | t we'd actually only gone and | fuckin | won. As soon as ah walked in |
Doric - DOR | @loveIyjess Ah't Love Island | fuckin | shite! |
Central - SEC | Wuv only went and | fuckin | done it, eh? held oan fur a f |
Central - GLA | We’re beyond | fuckin | scunnered when we come back o |
Central - GLA | Good | fuckin | ’ question. |
Doric - DOR | @DoricSkateboard | Fuckin | unreal, I think the camera ca |
Central - GLA | Dae well? Dae | fuckin | well? Let me tell ye - this |
Central - SEC | y, eh? And then we go. End ae | fuckin | story’’ |
Central - SEC | ootin up a toon oor a game ae | fuckin | snap?! Noo you shut yur puss |
Central - GLA | Trisha shouts efter me. Nae | fuckin | danger man, the wummin’s se |
Central - SEC | catch sight ae the hing. Nae | fuckin | wurd ae lie, mate. It could g |
Central - LAL | ravishment waiting. Nae | fuckin | wonder birds are all ower ihm |
Central - GLA | n an collected the dough. Nae | fuckin | greetin aboot quality either. |
Central - WCE | to be a nation again’. Nae | fuckin | ’ chance, pal. |
Central - EDN | be gone oot that wey, eh? Nae | fuckin | danger. |
Central - SEC | "Ah didnae | fuckin | kill him" ah says. "He died c |
Central - EDN | , yae see. He kent we hud nae | fuckin | chance ae winnin. Ah mean, ah |
Doric - DOR | @Poppy_Totti aye nae | fuckin | aboot here like. I did see at |
Central - LAL | Cannae | fuckin | miss them – Ah’m thinkin |
Central - LAL | Ma Mawe cannae | fuckin | breath! https://t.co/FkgA3JGz |
Central - SEC | ae himsel. And he jist cannae | fuckin | wait tae bait me some maire " |
Central - LAL | e dinnae get ony wine, dinnae | fuckin | bother comin' back". |
Central - SEC | "Naw ah dinnae | fuckin | ken." |
Central - EDN | e thum. He kens there’s nae | fuckin | onions in ma salad. Ah quickl |
Central - GLA | ims or that but there’s nae | fuckin | arguments, Albertz takes it e |
Doric - MNA | in the boak, bit that’s nae | fuckin | use tae us, wrang side. We st |
Central - GLA | k sake, Dolly. Need a pair ae | fuckin | binoculars tae see the stage |
Central - LAL | s are arguing the politics ae | fuckin | nukes in ma mentions, a wanty |
Central - WCE | ’ puir, tae | fuckin | ’ wee and certainly tae fuck |
Central - WCE | orth British an’ prood. Tae | fuckin | ’ puir, tae fuckin’ wee an |
Central - GLA | Liberty takin? he tried tae | fuckin | stab me’ he sais, wae a vac |
Central - GLA | it just a bit longer, hud tae | fuckin | obliterate the bastarn thing |
Central - WCE | next, we’re oan a path tae | fuckin | ’ perdition, if ye ask me. W |
Central - SEC | Aldo? Fuck sake. That's ootae | fuckin | order, man." |
Central - SEC | "It's the only wey tae | fuckin | look at it. Listen, the opium |
Central - WCE | ’ wee and certainly tae | fuckin | ’ stupit even tae say YES. |
Central - EDN | e doot echo’s through aw ae | fuckin | Edinburgh. |
Central - EDN | ’s actually glowin a ray ae | fuckin | sunshine. He saunters confide |
Central - SEC | Ah mean, kin yae | fuckin | believe that, eh? ah mean, th |
Central - SEC | ing in the Quran ah widnae be | fuckin | Aldo. Anwey, you'll no find a |
Central - SEC | s hoarse and turns oot tae be | fuckin | Pegasus. Ma wee sister yince |
Central - SEC | night means the place will be | fuckin | mobbed wae aw the desperados |
Central - GLA | hat? Peace Dove? That’ll be | fuckin | right. Here…how yae no read |
Central - GLA | ht fur them; couldnae even be | fuckin | fucked dain that. Ah don’t |
Central - GLA | Philosophical concepts kin be | fuckin | haurd tae grasp |
Central - GLA | ellie in the coarner. Must be | fuckin | deif, the cunt. |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye? Must be | fuckin | cauld up there oan the moral |
Central - GLA | acey, ‘ . . . an don’t be | fuckin | greedy.’ |
Central - GLA | he sais, approachin, his face | fuckin | beetroot. |
Central - GLA | r. Me, Azzy Williams, the wee | fuckin | fly in the soup. The bold yin |
Central - GLA | unfamiliar trackies. That wee | fuckin | sick feelin passes through me |
Central - GLA | tae the dish. His gang ay wee | fuckin | piranhas ur flingin in sly pu |
Central - GLA | think, a stag though. A huge | fuckin | thing wae antlers an that, an |
Central - SEC | ays. "It's awrite fur you, he | fuckin | loves yae. Me? He huds me per |
Central - GLA | gh, that’s true. How dis he | fuckin | know that? |
Central - GLA | The | fuckin | wanker ah’m waitin oan - D |
Central - GLA | The | fuckin | cheek ae it. 'Awrite,' ah mut |
Central - SEC | "The | fuckin | teacher, dafty" he said "Cunt |
Central - GLA | llien at a safe distance, the | fuckin | shitebags that they ur. |
Central - GLA | He didnae see that comin, the | fuckin | cunt, eh? Did ye see the stat |
Central - GLA | t he wis staunin greetin, the | fuckin | blouse. ‘They took ma baw. |
Central - GLA | pping centre?’ he sais, the | fuckin | lump ay wid. |
Central - GLA | ‘He kept that quiet, the | fuckin | dark horse.’ Pearcey sais. |
Central - GLA | nothin, if no persistent, the | fuckin | balloon. |
Central - GLA | hen oor wee gang started. The | fuckin | three amigos. Been like that |
Central - EDN | ldins Victorian heritage. The | fuckin | hing is a Leith landmark oan |
Central - GLA | dealin wae a Coyle here. The | fuckin | second wan the day. Fuckin Co |
Central - EDN | s ma runner’s up prize. The | fuckin | silver medal which ah’ll ac |
Central - EDN | ims comin fae ma stomach. The | fuckin | hing soonds like a rattlin wa |
Central - GLA | ant polluted abomination. The | fuckin | cunt. Ah should’ve known wh |
Central - SEC | fort knox bein opened up. The | fuckin | the door slowly peels open. |
Central - LAL | ous wank Piers Morgan is. The | fuckin | cheesedick got it wrong himse |
Central - EDN | dae yae hink telt me, eh? the | fuckin | doactur. Science, a scientifi |
Central - GLA | ot ma heed, just tae numb the | fuckin | inevitable roastin A wis gonn |
Central - SEC | es hus jist begun. Spread the | fuckin | word." |
Central - EDN | prised wae the absence ae the | fuckin | Lab. And fur five hours ah go |
Central - EDN | s if ah’m a vampire fae the | fuckin | lost boays. |
Central - GLA | ce as they contribute tae the | fuckin | tide ay nonsense bein spoken. |
Central - GLA | haracter.’ he looks tae the | fuckin | drongo who’s leafin through |
Central - GLA | ah’m the only cunt wae the | fuckin | sense tae be takin a jayket w |
Central - SEC | their conduct ever since the | fuckin | outbreak did begin. It wis th |
Central - SEC | their conduct ever since the | fuckin | ootbreak did begin. It wis th |
Central - EDN | on Street. They’re like the | fuckin | Cambridge uni fur butchers. I |
Central - GLA | her side ay the path like the | fuckin | empty vessel he is. ‘Here, |
Central - GLA | tin through the door like the | fuckin | Gestapo, funnily enough. |
Central - EDN | tae the hospital gees me the | fuckin | creeps. |
Central - SEC | You’da thoat ah’d ate the | fuckin | Bat massel. It’s actually b |
Central - EDN | sticky toffee puddin oaff the | fuckin | lavy pan. And it’s nae exag |
Central - SEC | te when he's doon. Perish the | fuckin | thoat. Ah only came tae invit |
Central - SEC | , "then ah'll jist cancel the | fuckin | hing." |
Central - SEC | make sure it wisnae April the | fuckin | first. But yince ah goat it c |
Central - GLA | e it's up to me tae spill the | fuckin | beans, He knows Addison is a |
Central - GLA | evoid ay any emotion than the | fuckin | false wan, an sais nothin. Ju |
Central - EDN | aff maire explosions than the | fuckin | Edinburgh Hogmanay firework d |
Central - SEC | irus is maire racist than the | fuckin | LAPD. Which means ah'm walkin |
Southern - SEA | aye? Cannae read between the | fuckin | lines?! |
Central - WCE | CHARLENE OPEN THE | FUCKIN | DOOR THIS ISNAE A JOKE. |
Central - GLA | wan but they’re missin the | fuckin | point. It’s no meant tae so |
Doric - SNO | ns on the knife. Right in the | fuckin | thrapple. Pure dead magic so |
Central - GLA | fur? You’re no right in the | fuckin | heid.’ ah sais tae him, whi |
Central - GLA | tin, placed him firmly in the | fuckin | sexual deviant category. Just |
Central - SWE | The Monarch o the | fuckin | Glen, |
Central - GLA | d aboot ma thigh tae keep the | fuckin | things fae stickin on the dra |
Central - SEC | ae want tae ken. But keep the | fuckin | noise doon!" |
Central - SEC | the easy wey" he says "Or the | fuckin | fun wey." |
Central - LAL | tae bolivia fur the | fuckin | chestnuts |
Central - GLA | h sais, ready tae fly fur the | fuckin | idiot. |
Central - WCE | door an noo he hinks he's the | fuckin | bos. ae me. Well that still d |
Central - WCE | onstant nichts or there's the | fuckin | gate? |
Central - GLA | the frozen ground. "It's the | fuckin | polis, nae joke, nae fuckin j |
Central - LAL | ontents back in(!) Whit's the | fuckin | point in that?! Ah'm no impre |
Doric - DOR | @LeftPeggers He is the | fuckin | man. Refuses tae go doon the |
Central - EDN | terminal illness. He wis the | fuckin | grim reaper himsel when he mu |
Central - GLA | toms ah hud in ma bag cos the | fuckin | tube had neglected tae bring |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye! That’s the | fuckin | wan Daniel San,’ McDade sai |
Central - GLA | ‘That’s him. That’s the | fuckin | junkie fae last night.’ |
Central - GLA | “That’s the | fuckin | problem,” ah said. |
Central - GLA | gs oot. ‘HAUW! WHIT’S THE | FUCKIN | SHOUTIN ABOOT? YE JUST WOKE M |
Central - GLA | ‘Ye sure? Whit’s the | fuckin | chances?’ ah sais. |
Southern - SEA | Burnham? Ma erse! Look at the | fuckin | muckle gap! He cannae reach |
Central - GLA | astart. Ma da just bought the | fuckin | thing. Took oot a Provie loan |
Central - SEC | oan ya dirty bastard. Hit the | fuckin | hing!!" Ah'm nae Martin Luthe |
Central - SEC | course, wur talkin aboot the | fuckin | dug" ah snap. "And his name i |
Central - GLA | ye think ah couldnae boot the | fuckin | thing aff its hinges if ah wa |
Central - GLA | uniform, Ad be first oot the | fuckin | windae. Salmon-leap tae freed |
Doric - MNA | llet hut. “Jesus Christ the | fuckin | pain!” |
Central - GLA | ah went back hame tae aw the | fuckin | madness. |
Central - GLA | results ur blarin oot ay the | fuckin | huge tellie in the coarner. M |
Central - GLA | ? Pearcey spits, suddenly the | fuckin | big man noo that the cunt’s |
Central - SEC | tae read might jist empty the | fuckin | room. But wae this in mind it |
Central - SEC | at conclusion. Ah'm no Stevie | fuckin | Wonder, ah kin see it wae ma |
Central - GLA | a free haun outstretched like | fuckin | Crocodile Dundee, deludin mas |
Central - GLA | nyhin else wi a nickname like | fuckin | Disco. Some tan oan him, righ |
Central - GLA | hakin his haun, which ur like | fuckin | spades, the cunt. Rough as sa |
Central - GLA | inks ah’m jumpin aboot like | fuckin | Don Kiddie-on-ay wae a holdal |
Central - EDN | e big casino, eh? A miserable | fuckin | motivational speech if ever t |
Central - SEC | ter tae beg fur his miserable | fuckin | life. |
Central - GLA | r - the maist placid, docile | fuckin | representative example ay an |
Central - SEC | joabs a week? dinnae make me | fuckin | laugh, that's maire the Torie |
Central - GLA | Some | fuckin | shite like that, anywaiy. Sam |
Central - GLA | et him aboot his joab - some | fuckin | microchip, computer pish, lik |
Central - GLA | es is where this cunt - some | fuckin | high-flyin executive cunt fae |
Central - GLA | him noo tae paiy it aff. Some | fuckin | bother tae get yersel intae a |
Doric - DOR | at, pished masel laffin. Some | fuckin | zoomer statements coming oot |
Central - GLA | ‘Too right Damo. Some | fuckin | laugh, eh? Me an you, just li |
Central - GLA | brother. Whit ye intae? Some | fuckin | hair-do, by the way.’ |
Central - SEC | "Well, it wid be some | fuckin | coincidence if it wisnae him. |
Central - GLA | the thing int it? Ye gie some | fuckin | drongo the slightest bit ay p |
Central - GLA | is. ‘She’s caught me some | fuckin | belters, so she hus. Two ay t |
Central - GLA | e opens an a cunt wearin some | fuckin | hideous lookin threadbare, mo |
Central - GLA | n an McShane come in. ‘Some | fuckin | boay him man, int he?’ McSh |
Central - GLA | quid it cost. Tap ay the line | fuckin | mountain bike.’ he sais, ge |
Central - SEC | ep an eye oan Aldo. He's gone | fuckin | nuts ever since him and Craig |
Central - GLA | p man!’ ah’m woken by Joe | fuckin | violently shakin me. ‘That |
Central - SEC | tae take it personal. They're | fuckin | scum. |
Central - GLA | ous laughter, though; they're | fuckin | shiteing theirselves. |
Central - GLA | weeties aw day man an they're | fuckin | fleein. Wan ae thum bumps aga |
Central - LAL | yooz are | fuckin | jokin!! Efter whit he did! Li |
Southern - SEA | . those Victorians peeps were | fuckin | ignorant and thou that they w |
Central - GLA | o steroid abusin lackeys were | fuckin | visibly deflated at the turn |
Central - GLA | s!’ they sais tae him afore | fuckin | off wae it, laughin tae thems |
Central - GLA | other dozen times or so afore | fuckin | the hood back oer ma heid, dr |
Central - GLA | classes fur ten minutes afore | fuckin | off back tae his middle-class |
Central - EDN | ah sniffle. ‘’They’re | fuckin | wae ma eyes’’ |
Central - GLA | llin rain starts again. These | fuckin | pricks ur pushin it man, ah |
Central - GLA | elaborates. ‘. . . aw these | fuckin | deadbeats aboot here, fuckin |
Central - EDN | waitin room. Kennin how these | fuckin | doacturs operate he’s proba |
Southern - SEA | ome as well?! ????????? those | fuckin | fuds! |
Southern - SEA | e! Fir yonks, a can see those | fuckin | elite cabals dae that tae us |
Central - EDN | ten how much ah actually hate | fuckin | needles. Then, efter it’s a |
Central - GLA | aware ma status as a complete | fuckin | clown is further assured wae |
Central - GLA | earcey, inexplicably an quite | fuckin | remarkably, hus managed tae g |
Southern - SEA | Those Tories were true | fuckin | paedos... lowest o the lowe |
Central - SEC | ed under the hoarse and we've | fuckin | loast. As ah'm tryin tae proc |
Southern - SEA | but tae me, they daenae have | fuckin | common sense, simple as that! |
Central - SEC | "Naw" ah telt him. "We | fuckin | won!!" ah roared sae hard ma |
Central - GLA | nae want tae admit it, but we | fuckin | stole the show. Ah’m tellin |
Central - GLA | t prick’ll be dealt wae, ye | fuckin | better believe it!’ his pal |
Southern - SEA | @ScotNational Dream oan, ye | fuckin | fud! Naebody want ye tae be F |
Central - GLA | id, wheelin motion. ‘Did ye | fuckin | see that?’ McDade sais, exc |
Doric - DOR | @rossandrew_ wise up ye | fuckin | neep |
Doric - DOR | Haha di canio. Take at ye | fuckin | dick |
Central - LAL | inst the tims ??So instead of | fuckin | Us over that gem We only w |
Central - GLA | ontae a big | fuckin | juicy weed that cushions its |
Doric - MNA | ell here he wiz lyin in a big | fuckin | shell hole wi his bawbag stil |
Central - GLA | wis a bird, fuck knows a big | fuckin | . . .’ |
Central - GLA | n the grun who’s goat a big | fuckin | gash oan his heid as wide as |
Central - GLA | ellic end as ah kin. Tell big | fuckin | rent-a-riot in there tae take |
Central - SEC | indin oot life's jist yin big | fuckin | joke oan gadgies like us. |
Central - EDN | e now and tell bout their big | fuckin | barney after. So there’s th |
Central - SEC | tation fur leavin a great big | fuckin | crater in their suppliers poa |
Central - WCE | said. Whit. Whit did yi bring | fuckin | Harpreach fur. She said it lo |
Central - SEC | "Aye, the wrong | fuckin | bin, though. It wis the black |
Central - GLA | ‘Look, ah | fuckin | telt yies –’ the same cun |
Central - GLA | s, eh! Coyle right enough. Ah | fuckin | knew that when ah clocked ye |
Central - GLA | ‘Naw, but ah seen him. Ah | fuckin | held the door ay the close op |
Central - LAL | gonnae end up in the bin. Ah | fuckin | hate this bastard disease! ?? |
Central - WCE | g mouth, Lyndon Manderson. Ah | fuckin | hate him. Lyndon swans in two |
Central - SEC | re. Cmoan, yae kin dae it. Ah | fuckin | believe in yae, ma hairy litt |
Central - GLA | n a rip-roarin cunt ay it. Ah | fuckin | telt ye no tae go doon that r |
Central - SEC | "Dae ah | fuckin | ken you?" ah ask |
Central - GLA | Aye ah | fuckin | know! They'll just huv tae da |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye ah | fuckin | hud it, well, maist ay it. A |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye ah | fuckin | know! They’ll just huv tae |
Central - GLA | ‘That’ll be us when ah | fuckin | say it’s us, right?’ he s |
Central - GLA | s still nae response but ah | fuckin | know he’s in there. He’s |
Central - GLA | ‘AH | FUCKIN | KNOW FINE, IT DIDNAE HUV ENOU |
Central - GLA | ‘Ah | fuckin | telt him they were mad double |
Central - GLA | as a statement ay fact. ‘ah | fuckin | knew ah’d seen ye afore. Th |
Central - GLA | McShane sais tae him ‘Ah | fuckin | telt ye tae watch whit ye wer |
Central - EDN | onfident than ever. ‘’ Ah | fuckin | knew it!’’ |
Central - LAL | ovin #RetrogradeTV, but which | fuckin | ejjit thocht that white text |
Doric - MNA | r a while until I ate so much | fuckin | carrots I turned orange and c |
Central - DUN | eh | fuckin | dispez. |
Central - DUN | it's nae wunder that eh | fuckin | swear. |
Southern - SEA | same until 13 yo!! Alang with | fuckin | cap every day!! ???? https:// |
Doric - DOR | @RossAndrew7 aye i | fuckin | hate at cunt like. I dina eve |
Central - DUN | Jist thi | fuckin | joab, that ill dae me, |
Central - EDN | daloos. It wis a mess, a real | fuckin | mess. The sight and smell ae |
Central - GLA | , only they’re no the usual | fuckin | Roman lookin efforts ye’d e |
Central - GLA | next stage or whitever. Still | fuckin | good but, know whit ah mean? |
Central - GLA | She’s goat tae be the full | fuckin | ragin tae commit tae actual p |
Central - EDN | ange in bowel habits? Ah’ll | fuckin | say. Blood in the stool? Ah n |
Central - SEC | hite" he wid often say. "Ah'm | fuckin | tellin yae no yin ae they ele |
Central - SEC | opens and as ah walk oot ah'm | fuckin | stunned. Cos, above the door |
Central - SEC | es the piss as well - ffs am | fuckin | ragin lol |
Central - SEC | jist goat interviewed by Jim | fuckin | spence! This hus goat tae be |
Central - GLA | need tae dae. That petroleum | fuckin | taste fae the gear needs wash |
Central - GLA | natin possession, runnin thum | fuckin | ragged but we wur caught oot |
Central - GLA | Ah’m | fuckin | drouth an don’t need tae th |
Central - GLA | Ah’m | fuckin | burstin fur a pish but ah’m |
Central - GLA | le aboot wae the cunt. Ah’m | fuckin | bootin an elbowin the bastart |
Central - GLA | nly thing he could, an ah’m | fuckin | guilty by association. Ye try |
Central - GLA | Nora lets me oot an ah’m | fuckin | sure she gies us a wink as sh |
Central - EDN | oan ma shite. In fact ah’m | fuckin | certain there wis. Abdominal |
Central - GLA | ‘Ah’m | fuckin | roastin an ma legs ur aw chaf |
Central - GLA | here, the boldness inside. 'N | fuckin | wit, mate. A couldnae gee a f |
Central - GLA | ed lump on his heid - up, an | fuckin | off oer the park back tae whi |
Central - GLA | elief at puttin it tae bed an | fuckin | annoyance at masel fur lettin |
Central - GLA | huvin dinner at mah hoose an | fuckin | everycunt's here. Mah maw, ob |
Central - WCE | now how thir aw pure shite an | fuckin | fawn apart an the fuckin foam |
Central - GLA | ke me back tae yer caravan an | fuckin | pummel me.' An he wid. Course |
Central - GLA | ncredulously. ‘Whit, ye oan | fuckin | flexi-time? Friday night’s |
Central - GLA | up aw the dust an feathers an | fuckin | dried bird shite intae a clou |
Central - GLA | cin wan night. Must’ve been | fuckin | speed. |
Central - GLA | tchen he probably disnae even | fuckin | want, fur his soor-faced wife |
Central - GLA | She ignores me even | fuckin | harder, feelin aboot in the g |
Central - SEC | y" she says. "Ah'm only makin | fuckin | conversation". Then she fling |
Central - GLA | ey're aw mad grafters, workin | fuckin | mental hours every day man - |
Central - LAL | dis he think wid be workin in | fuckin | BRITAIN? Why no jist say the |
Central - GLA | nin roon the cubicle gibberin | fuckin | nonsense, an soon the decisio |
Doric - DOR | s fuck aye. Uptae ma knees in | fuckin | cowpat |
Central - GLA | tae dae. Ah feel masel gettin | fuckin | wound up, replayin it in ma h |
Central - GLA | daftie? Yous ur gettin | fuckin | plugged!’ he rasps an pulls |
Shetland - SHD | Gotten a splittin | fuckin | headache an I need tae go an |
Central - LAL | @kerrycann0n @matt_mccallion | fuckin | kenny. Teuchter |
Central - EDN | thum withoot even the common | fuckin | descency tae cover their moot |
Central - GLA | moustache - the Roadrunner n | fuckin | Yosemite Sam. Big McGiver is |
Central - SEC | 'm no oan the set ae Downtown | fuckin | Abbey ah bite back "Wait, Who |
Central - LAL | oaster named Sue. Awh – who | fuckin | cares – we’re awh jist pa |
Central - DUN | no | fuckin | thanks |
Central - SEC | ur talkin aboot Aldo here, no | fuckin | Bono. He jist hus a strict ze |
Central - GLA | Ah wisfurgive ma language-no | fuckin | best pleased. |
Central - GLA | r sleepin under the stars. No | fuckin | danger.’ ah sais, apprehens |
Central - GLA | could be hired. Who knew? No | fuckin | me anywaiy. |
Central - EDN | ‘’Did yae no | fuckin | hear me? ah said ah’m dyin. |
Central - GLA | ‘She’s no | fuckin | deid yet, man.’ Pearcey sai |
Central - GLA | w. At least ah know he’s no | fuckin | deid. ‘Whit a shot man, Dan |
Central - GLA | know it aw. Naw, that’s no | fuckin | aw it is. Dae ye think ah’d |
Central - GLA | ‘No | fuckin | danger man! He’s aff his ti |
Central - GLA | rnae faw’in fir it. Coo coo | fuckin | coo. How’d they no bugger o |
Central - GLA | me sleep…but naw…coo coo | fuckin | coo. Am demented. They won’ |
Central - SEC | "Too | fuckin | festive" ah said. "But it wis |
Central - DUN | an raeds far too | fuckin | slow... |
Doric - DOR | actly is yir point onywye? So | fuckin | what if that game is fit crea |
Central - GLA | know whit you’re lookin so | fuckin | holier-than-thou fur, ah didn |
Central - GLA | ‘No so | fuckin | wide noo, ur ye’? Pearcey s |
Central - LAL | is up in the rafters. It's so | fuckin | auld. |
Doric - ABN | 'Why are aa the foreigners so | fuckin | ugly?' |
Doric - DOR | Bayern are gan to | fuckin | hump us |
Central - GLA | ore geein it back. ‘Another | fuckin | ’ Paul Merton fir me.’ |
Central - SEC | lack Adidas zippy. And as per | fuckin | usual, he's overdone it wae h |
Central - GLA | ‘Ah never | fuckin | asked ye tae. Ah wis dealin w |
Central - GLA | e last few days has fried yer | fuckin | brain.' |
Central - GLA | us two again. Watch where yer | fuckin | gaun ya fuckin crank, ye!’ |
Central - LAL | n any jail just tae break yer | fuckin | jaw. |
Central - GLA | wly, incrementally, until yer | fuckin | droonin in it. |
Central - GLA | ? Ye'd just be sittin oan yer | fuckin | phone.' |
Central - GLA | e sais. Ye kin straighten yer | fuckin | face fur wan. ‘Ah’ve goat |
Central - GLA | 'You keep yer | fuckin | hawns aff him!' |
Central - GLA | nsatiable, unrelentin. ‘Yer | fuckin | chokin him!’ Let go ay the |
Central - NEC | ls: “Mind you be a bit mair | fuckin | polite tae the Japs! They’l |
Central - GLA | The rain n wind ir | fuckin | howlin. We're aw stood intae |
Central - GLA | Their | fuckin | loss, man. |
Central - GLA | *Yir | fuckin | maw: |
Central - SEC | itch hus abbliterated ma perr | fuckin | hert" ah declare tae the thre |
Central - SEC | fight tae survive, that's fur | fuckin | sure. Aye, the man upstairs h |
Central - EDN | be sittin here, that’s fur | fuckin | sure. |
Central - SEC | Well, it's cos he's goat four | fuckin | fingers, ya thick cunt!!" baw |
Central - SEC | says. "Is that your | fuckin | motor, or no?" |
Central - EDN | idnae mean anyhing by it. Yur | fuckin | paranoid, mate’’ Dougie s |
Central - EDN | u’re concerned aboot is yur | fuckin | hoosehold security?’’ |
Central - GLA | e park, right, an mah uncle's | fuckin | downin the cans like naebody' |
Central - SEC | "That's | fuckin | disgustin, mate!" ah snap. Le |
Central - GLA | 'Here boys, that's | fuckin | Taz, ma brur's mate. |
Central - GLA | an doon oan the spot. 'Let's | fuckin | dae this.' |
Central - DUN | it's | fuckin | Captain Chaos. |
Central - GLA | n whispers. 'Look, sir! It's | fuckin | Joe DiMaggio!' |
Central - DUN | w an lethargic, but hey, it's | fuckin | magic |
Central - GLA | seats oan their pans - it's | fuckin | inhumane. |
Central - GLA | get a bit ae splashback. It's | fuckin | rotten. Pure fishy smellin. E |
Central - GLA | shitehole.' But it's no. It's | fuckin | amazin. It's heaven oan Earth |
Central - GLA | s me a can ae Tennent's. It's | fuckin | barkin that stuff. See cos th |
Central - GLA | This is anarchy. It's | fuckin | brilliant! |
Central - DUN | otherwise it's | fuckin | useless. |
Central - GLA | sittin up the Mansion n it's | fuckin | freezin, snowin n aw this. We |
Central - LAL | Sick Boy's | fuckin | stylish, though. Fuckin ravis |
Central - DUN | As bold as | fuckin | brass |
Central - LAL | Anybody else think that was | fuckin | dross?? |
Central - SEC | exchangin numbers. As easy as | fuckin | that. But the sense ae euphor |
Central - SEC | s up, likes. Ah’m guilty as | fuckin | chairged. But him and others |
Central - GLA | his airms aboot. ‘WHIT YIES | FUCKIN | LOOKIN AT?’ he shouts at th |
Central - EDN | —Aw, Mark, aw Mark, is | fuckin | ’ barry, ye’re a fuckin’ |
Southern - SEA | me is that! Even a feel ma is | fuckin | shite! Aal ma life, a was for |
Central - GLA | ly ~ Bonfire Night up here is | fuckin | Vietnam. The eld alky doesnae |
Doric - DOR | lly Scot Lab point scoring is | fuckin | annoying. |
Central - GLA | ae laugh as it skites aff his | fuckin | baw heid. |
Central - SEC | tell him his | fuckin | tea's out |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye ah seen his | fuckin | face! Whit did ye dae that fu |
Central - SEC | s pure beetroot rid. Even his | fuckin | eyes are jist lifeless slits. |
Central - GLA | ye Stevie?’ he flashes his | fuckin | glakit, edentulous grin at me |
Central - SEC | a point here. No discuss his | fuckin | actin credentials." |
Central - SEC | utious ae the time, tae. This | fuckin | lunatic hus went fae question |
Central - SEC | her, utterly speechless. This | fuckin | scumbag, though, eh? cunt is |
Central - SEC | ae nine noo though. And this | fuckin | hoose is a dump. |
Central - GLA | Doon aff this | fuckin | hill, doon taewards the flat |
Central - WCE | , she said, Everythin in this | fuckin | place is pure mad. |
Central - GLA | ae the kerb. ‘Whit’s this | fuckin | cunt wantin?’ McDade sais. |
Central - GLA | the Sou’side tae meet this | fuckin | Archie cunt again at his gaff |
Central - GLA | the stairs, the drone ay his | fuckin | monotone voice echoin roon th |
Central - GLA | gh tae git a whinin Danny his | fuckin | Lacoste tracksuits. The spoil |
Southern - SEA | l blame the ref aswell hei is | fuckin | useless aswell? #rudkintheref |
Central - GLA | the length ay it. The room is | fuckin | baltic an steam fae ma breath |
Central - GLA | 'Boays .. . the cunt is | fuckin | mental.' |
Central - SEC | ht!" At first ah thoat he wis | fuckin | wae me, but yince ah could se |
Central - GLA | An that wis | fuckin | that. He didnae need tae go a |
Central - WCE | ma Scotlan’. An’ it feels | fuckin | ’ post apocalyptic the day. |
Central - DUN | Thi bedrooms | fuckin | freezin |
Central - SEC | "Aye Aldo, its | fuckin | quality." |
Doric - DOR | @JohnPDrummond its | fuckin | reekin |
Central - SEC | e tae pit it oan him and lits | fuckin | go. But he's shit ootae luck, |
Central - GLA | ‘Its | fuckin | him, ah’m tellin ye. He’s |
Central - SEC | os ah'm gonnae eat this cunts | fuckin | hert, The two quid kid!" |
Central - GLA | yer jayket. Fuck me man. Yous | fuckin | daft, yous cunts?’ |
Central - SEC | Jesus | fuckin | Christ, ah tell massel. It re |
Central - SEC | "Jesus | fuckin | Christ' he said. "When ah'm l |
Central - SEC | me erse oan her mate." "Jesus | fuckin | Christ, Aldo. Is there anycun |
Doric - DOR | @AyoCaesar Course its | fuckin | offensive - rebellious Scots |
Central - GLA | yer uncle an that but he’s | fuckin | miles oot man. He took a fuck |
Doric - MNA | on laugh at the chairman’s | fuckin | stupid jokes. |
Central - GLA | -os the pair ay them. Who’s | fuckin | kiddin who, know whit ah mean |
Central - GLA | ven staiy wae ye man. Who’s | fuckin | flat is it, eh?’ |
Central - GLA | ae himsel like his patter’s | fuckin | tap drawer. |
Central - GLA | ‘It’s | fuckin | February ya prick an yer just |
Central - GLA | like a shitein dug. ‘It’s | fuckin | baltic man.’ he sais. Nothi |
Central - GLA | in this country. Pearcey’s | fuckin | aboot tryin tae tie his laces |
Central - GLA | waves. No at me though, at | fuckin | Dolly. She hits another wee r |
Doric - MNA | pit on probation. Key, great | fuckin | pal he turned oot tae be, den |
Central - EDN | ssively ah kin see ma big fat | fuckin | lie hus done jist the trick. |
Central - GLA | he'd lick wan ae his big fat | fuckin | sausage fingers an stick it r |
Central - GLA | at invites cunts - naw, that | fuckin | dares thum - tae say somehin |
Central - GLA | laugh. That | fuckin | thing should be loacked up! |
Central - EDN | straight through ma act. That | fuckin | twin telepathy?’’ |
Central - EDN | a sign ae weakness. And that | fuckin | absolute wee cunt ae a Labrad |
Central - GLA | an sais nothin. Just hud that | fuckin | grin oan his face. |
Central - GLA | empty boatles ay beer an that | fuckin | Smirnoff Moscow Mule lyin abo |
Central - GLA | th oan his face. ‘Open that | fuckin | door.’ he sais, lightin a f |
Central - GLA | Parkheid.’ he sais in that | fuckin | nasally drawl they aw huv, |
Central - GLA | She's desperate tae get that | fuckin | hing back. '*,..and how do yo |
Central - GLA | tch ae ye, eh? We'll get that | fuckin | phone back, don't you worry, |
Central - SEC | ig auld bear paws. "Geez that | fuckin | hing" |
Central - EDN | up, smarts arse. Ah’ve goat | fuckin | bowel cancer. A silent killer |
Central - GLA | His wee granny’s goat | fuckin | tubes comin oot her nose an t |
Central - SEC | t oan, ah wis like: "Yuv goat | fuckin | airms, huv yae no?" She shat |
Central - SEC | n, ah wis like ‘’Yuv goat | fuckin | airms, huv yae no?’’ she |
Central - GLA | Ah’ll no tell ye again, get | fuckin | through there!’ he spits, a |
Central - GLA | in the van. ‘Hurry up, get | fuckin | in. Move!’ he sais, an ah d |
Central - GLA | urr singin, there's sunlight | fuckin | batterin right in through the |
Central - SEC | need. He's busy starin right | fuckin | through me. |
Central - GLA | s through the air, gaun right | fuckin | through me; an unremittin, ra |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye, it | fuckin | looked like it.’ he sais. |
Central - EDN | ‘’Aye, it | fuckin | is’’ ah tell him. |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye it | fuckin | is, you’re wae the rest ay |
Central - GLA | ‘Aye it | fuckin | is.’ McDade sais. |
Central - SEC | ah hear him freakin oot: "Git | fuckin | in there!" The jammy bastard |
Central - GLA | t get tae cloack oot when it | fuckin | suits ye. You hearin whit ah |
Central - GLA | hout tae the cunt. ‘Gien it | fuckin | laldy in’t he? Who is it? |
Central - EDN | ‘’That’s pittin it | fuckin | mildly’’ ah tell him. |
Central - GLA | opposite waw. ‘Look who it | fuckin | is! How long ye been staunin |
Doric - MNA | colour, schyoopit | fuckin | cawr. We waited for fifteen m |
Doric - MNA | right green it wiz, schyoopit | fuckin | colour, schyoopit fuckin cawr |
Central - GLA | 'Wit | fuckin | even happened then?' Eck says |
Central - GLA | cked up!’ ah sais. ‘’It | fuckin | went fur me.’ |
Central - GLA | anywaiy. Same arse, different | fuckin | cheek, they cunts. |
Central - SEC | everycunt kens, is a degerent | fuckin | drunk. Walked oot oan her and |
Central - GLA | 'Wit fur? Ye joost got | fuckin | rid ae the last wan. Ye want |
Central - GLA | oan. It's aboot tae get a lot | fuckin | worse. When the two managers |
Central - WCE | tae write on this AH WILL NOT | FUCKIN | SWIVEL. She wis pure bealin w |
Central - GLA | some respect.' Ah joost start | fuckin | howlin. That was worth the wa |
Central - SEC | "Ah'm jist | fuckin | wae yae. Any winners theday." |
Central - SEC | at hearin this. "Yur no jist | fuckin | sayin that tae cheer me up, a |
Central - GLA | hat ah’ve no goat the first | fuckin | inklin ay whit he’s talkin |
Central - GLA | as replacement tap men. Just | fuckin | bullies n A hate those cunts. |
Central - GLA | coincidence they’ve aw just | fuckin | rinsed me fur the last ay the |
Central - SEC | tae even tell him, likes. But | fuckin | Houdini himself couldnae perf |
Central - GLA | SCHOOL, YOU'RE GETTIN IT! Y T | FUCKIN | B, YA WEE CUNTS! TOI BOIZ! He |
Central - GLA | 'Y T | FUCKIN | B!' |
Central - GLA | as he mumbles, ‘A don’t | fuckin | ’ believe this.’ He rolls |
Central - GLA | Ah don’t | fuckin | believe whit ah’m hearin an |
Central - GLA | us jaicket oan. ‘Ah don’t | fuckin | believe this.’ McDade sais, |
Central - GLA | ve, still smiling. "YASS! You | fuckin | tell 'um, wee man, as he exte |
Central - SEC | uick tae remind yae tae: "You | fuckin | owe me." |
Central - GLA | heck this Fenian bastart. You | fuckin | loast ya Micky cunt?’ wan a |
Central - WCE | k that tae her, Ah'll gie you | fuckin | grief ya fuckin space cadet, |
Central - GLA | doactors even! Don’t you | fuckin | kid yersel anythin tae the co |
Central - GLA | ‘Don’t you | fuckin | start ya prick!’ McDade sna |
Central - GLA | pical junkball complexion, aw | fuckin | pock marks an oily skin; fuck |
Central - GLA | ce one.’ he sais, lookin aw | fuckin | pleased wae himsel. |
Central - GLA | n bike.’ he sais, gettin aw | fuckin | agitated. ‘Ah’m doin this |
Central - LAL | @ClydeFC Yellow | fuckin | cerd? ?? https://t.co/dWyhd9l |
Central - GLA | A load ay | fuckin | shite if ye ask me but who am |
Central - GLA | t in the first place, full ay | fuckin | mad heids like Scanlon’s un |
Central - SEC | "The didnae play | fuckin | snap in the Wildwest, ya daft |
Central - GLA | e’s goat a steady stream ay | fuckin | daft cunts wae mare money tha |
Central - GLA | ntry club chic. ‘Ya pair ay | fuckin | arseholes! Whit did ye let me |
Doric - MNA | “Bliddy | fuckin | hell,” yells Key. “Let’ |
Central - SEC | n this boay. He's yin ae they | fuckin | happy wanderers, ken? the sor |
Central - GLA | me ready tae gore me wae they | fuckin | antlers. |
Central - GLA | . Then ah see it. Wan ay they | fuckin | mental lookin bull terriers; |
Central - GLA | A hear Addison's whiney | fuckin | voice, 'Gees it back, ya dick |
Central - SEC | t's no shite, it's jist oaffy | fuckin | depressin. |
Central - SEC | t ah wis bein serious, deadly | fuckin | serious. |
Central - SEC | honestly, they go absolutely | fuckin | nuts. Some even begin chargin |
Central - LAL | ied #DoubleCross. It's really | fuckin | awfy. The actin is shit, but |
Central - EDN | ugh, eh? ‘’Is this really | fuckin | necessary?’’ he asks. |
Central - GLA | doors an roof again, suddenly | fuckin | wide cunts noo that thur disa |
Central - GLA | insteid o richtly | fuckin | bealin |
Doric - DOR | @rossandrew_ aye they dee my | fuckin | nut in |
Central - GLA | note; anythin ah kin use; any | fuckin | leverage. |
Central - GLA | ‘Naw ah don’t. Ye any | fuckin | beer in there?’ |
Central - GLA | ble crime. He didnae blag any | fuckin | bike, that much is certain. |
Central - GLA | tae be but there’s too many | fuckin | weirdos kickin aboot there fu |
Central - LAL | hem n the barman in this tiny | fuckin | room. Ah nods n smiles. |
Central - GLA | Am Danny | fuckin | Stevenson - the wan n only. |
Central - EDN | raight right hand fae Anthony | fuckin | Joshua. Said incident is like |
Doric - MNA | e in the dark better than ony | fuckin | cat! |
Central - SEC | "Tony | fuckin | Soprano, is that meant tae be |
Central - LAL | o' butter and we're daein dry | FUCKIN | February. . . . the Mancheste |
Central - GLA | Every | fuckin | ’ night (scuse ma French) - |
Central - GLA | e. They'll be back but. Every | fuckin | week until ye croak it, which |
Central - GLA | They’ll be back but. Every | fuckin | week until ye croak it, which |
Central - GLA | ments, Albertz takes it every | fuckin | time, know whit ah’m sayin? |
Central - LAL | twinty | fuckin | two |
Central - GLA | xtin n phonin like fuck. Azzy | fuckin | Williams is back, live n kick |
Southern - SEA | me away with a 6-4 win. A waz | fuckin | useless???? #aligeorgemuckleh |
Central - DUN | wiz | fuckin | great. |
Doric - MNA | e left o his groin and it wiz | fuckin | agony. Rab hid patted him on |
Doric - MNA | n his side. Christ but it wiz | fuckin | sair but he tried again tae w |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | too right ah um, brother. Whi |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | bran new.’ McDade sais, ‘ |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | thing. First ah get a belt in |
Central - GLA | ‘ | FUCKIN | SHUT IT YA CUNT, YE!’ a voi |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | skelp this cunt Pearcey!’ M |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | belters man, ah telt ye!’ h |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | nearly hit me there, that pri |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | minted man.’ ah sais ‘Who |
Central - GLA | ‘ | Fuckin | pure Scotch beef ya cunt.’ |
Central - GLA | bran new.’ McDade sais, ‘ | Fuckin | Colin McRae in that van, by t |
Central - GLA | f back the waiy they came. ‘ | Fuckin | mone then, ah thoat ah wis ge |
Central - GLA | his mate, Stevie McShane. ‘ | Fuckin | hell big man, how ye doin man |
Central - GLA | piece should ah retaliate. ‘ | FUCKIN | MOVE!’ he sais, pushin me a |
Central - GLA | like ah’ve let him doon. ‘ | Fuckin | mad bastarts. Watch whit yies |
Central - GLA | iy the night’s gonae go. ‘ | Fuckin | too right it is Del Boy.’ a |
Central - GLA | the rest ay them roon us. ‘ | Fuckin | arseholes!’ McDade sais, ma |
Central - GLA | an Uncle Englebert, sure?’ | Fuckin | Uncle Englebert? This is news |
Central - EDN | rry, mate’’ ah sob. ‘’ | Fuckin | been losin it big time, latel |
Central - GLA | “ | Fuckin | ’ take yer wee brither, you! |
Central - SEC | her hus become. There's naé | fuckin | denyin it, ah'm certainly no |