| Central - WCE |
| Kirsty | , said Navdeep, Ah didn't know |
| Central - WCE |
| Kirsty | , said Charlene as we wur walk |
| Central - LAL | | Kirsty | fae @intofilm_scot giein us a |
| Central - WCE |
| KIRSTY | AN CHRISSIE UP A TREE... |
| Central - WCE |
| KIRSTY | AN CHRISSIE UP-A TREE-EE |
| Central - WCE |
| Kirsty | , ma ma said, Yir teacher wid |
| Doric - MNA |
| Kirsty | stottit back tae the rocket, |
| Doric - MNA |
| Kirsty | Ann hid a dall, a cooker, a w |
| Doric - MNA |
| Kirsty | Ann got a terrible fleg. Fit |
| Doric - MNA |
| Kirsty | wis sune tae get her wish, fu |
| Doric - MNA |
| Kirsty | spied a photy o the tangy pre |
| Central - WCE |
| Kirsty | , an ah walked doon tae the fr |
| Central - WCE |
| Kirsty | , ma ma said, Yir teacher wid |
| Doric - MNA |
| Kirsty | Ann noddit. |
| Doric - MNA |
| Kirsty | the Coo chawed awa at the gir |
| Central - LAL |
" | Kirsty | " she squawkit. |
| Central - WCE |
Leave her alone, said ma ma, | Kirsty | 's quite happy daein it her wa |
| Central - WCE |
say. Then finally ma ma said, | Kirsty | how dae you feel aboot aw thi |
| Central - WCE |
an when ah said Aye she said, | Kirsty | that's pure miserable. |
| Central - WCE |
he turnt roon tae me an said, | Kirsty | , she said, Everythin in this |
| Central - WCE |
then he smiled at me an said, | Kirsty | wid yi like tae dance. |
| Central - WCE |
n he shoutet me back an said, | Kirsty | don't forget yir bag an yir j |
| Central - WCE |
me an rolt her eyes an said, | Kirsty | you're sooo never comin tae a |
| Central - WCE |
s gaun oot the class an said, | Kirsty | are you not Jamie Campbell's |
| Central - WCE |
waitin oan, an Harpreet said, | Kirsty | 's friend. An then she said ta |
| Central - WCE |
ed it tae ma da he jist said, | Kirsty | stop bein such a Scrooge, the |
| Doric - MNA |
“Dearie me, | Kirsty | Ann’s nae-weel again,” he |
| Central - LAL | ommie @WeeMowdie Guid oan ye, | Kirsty | 's Bairn! There's a gey wheen |
| Doric - MNA |
ae bed. Bit if truth be tell, | Kirsty | Ann wisna nae weel ava. Ye se |
| Doric - MNA |
ornin fin naebody wis luikin, | Kirsty | the coo lowpit her dyke an br |
| Doric - MNA |
e’d feenished examinin her, | Kirsty | Ann creepit tae the stairheid |
| Doric - MNA |
maun hae bin hunners. Whyles, | Kirsty | Ann hid a rinny snoot, an fin |
| Central - WCE |
ae know, but aw she said wis, | Kirsty | an Harpreet stop your shenani |
| Central - WCE |
en pult. Ay naw, she shoutet, | Kirsty | moan see this; she dragged me |
| Central - WCE |
said when his back wis turnt, | Kirsty | yi can dae this yirsel the ne |
| Doric - MNA |
a new sicht in the hivvens - | Kirsty | the Coo wallopin aboot like a |
| Central - WCE |
it ah'm sure she widnae mind. | Kirsty | , said Charlene, Your heid's f |
| Central - WCE |
sighin noise intae the phone. | Kirsty | , she said, See if yir jist on |
| Central - WCE |
in that slipped aff her shoe. | Kirsty | , she said, It's aw the wee ga |
| Central - WCE |
an. Here. Yvonne Byres. Here. | Kirsty | Campbell. KIRSTY CAMPBELL. Th |
| Central - WCE |
ckets tae go an see Stramash. | Kirsty | , Charlene said, Under the cir |
| Doric - MNA |
’s wee hoose aneth the aik. | Kirsty | didna hear Suzy the Soc chapp |
| Central - WCE |
Aye, ah said, Easier fur who. | Kirsty | whit’s she ever done tae yo |
| Central - WCE |
yir a bit late wi yir order. | Kirsty | see you, she said, Yiv nae Ch |
| Central - WCE |
the red smarties. | Kirsty | , said Charlene, Ah think yir |
| Central - WCE |
aid, Whit's up wi usin yours. | Kirsty | , said Charlene, Gaunnae stop |
| Central - WCE |
mean whit wis the by secret. | Kirsty | , she said, You're jist jealou |
| Central - WCE |
h won't, she said. Aye right. | Kirsty | , she said, Ah promise yi yi'l |
| Central - WCE |
ers an they pure fell silent. | Kirsty | , he said, Can ah speak tae yi |
| Central - WCE |
ye that's whit ah think anaw. | Kirsty | , she said, Whit did ah tell y |
| Doric - MNA |
a suppie broth, she winnert? | Kirsty | the Cat booed her back like a |
| Central - WCE |
innit, said Chris, Gause me a | Kirsty | awready looked it up in the U |
| Doric - MNA |
“Oh! Oh! Oh!” skirled | Kirsty | as she stottit tapsalteerie, |
| Doric - MNA |
onstrosity like yon?” mooed | Kirsty | the Coo. |
| Doric - MNA |
coo cheese in years” mooed | Kirsty | . “It’s far better nur min |
| Doric - MNA |
la thing up there?” speired | Kirsty | , atween moufus o clockens. |
| Doric - MNA |
she cam tae | Kirsty | the Cat’s wee hoose aneth t |
| Doric - MNA |
traivellin hid made | Kirsty | hungeret, bit ilkie time she |
| Central - GLA |
his birra. ‘Ah’d miss wee | Kirsty | but. She can relocate me any |
| Central - WCE |
hin, said Charlene, Won't she | Kirsty | . Emm aye, ah said, even thoug |
| Southern - SEA | ll_hibees Haha. Ee soond like | kirsty | |
| Doric - MNA | entaxi1 @KirstySNP I div like | Kirsty | . She kens fits fit. |
| Doric - MNA |
gype | Kirsty | the Coo, It’s a rocket, an |
| Central - LAL | @KCrommie Ah'll see ye there | Kirsty | ! |
| Southern - SWE | ots There's a wheen oot there | Kirsty | ?? |
| Central - WCE |
Aye aye | Kirsty | , he said when ah walked in, D |
| Central - WCE |
haun an sayin, Oh Chrissie oh | Kirsty | oh Chrissie - |
| Doric - MNA |
intae the hivvens it gaed wi | Kirsty | the coo inside it. Her park o |
| Central - WCE |
tae me dead snobby like, Well | Kirsty | that's just one of the privil |
| Central - WCE |
n't know how yi can fancy him | Kirsty | he's an ugly bastart. Ah said |
| Doric - MNA |
An | Kirsty | Ann raxxed her chooks like a |
| Doric - MNA |
n on wad ging the jammies, an | Kirsty | Ann wad treetle back tae bed. |
| Doric - MNA |
Ann tae sook in. An | Kirsty | Ann gowpit doon air like an o |
| Central - WCE |
te, Whit's a cutter. Sake man | Kirsty | widyi think it is. Ah don't k |
| Doric - MNA |
rocket landit an | Kirsty | drapped frae a door merked |
| Central - WCE |
after that an said, Fine then | Kirsty | ah’ll no tell yi anythin ab |
| Doric - MNA |
?” speired Suzy the Soo fin | Kirsty | wun back tae the fairm. |
| Central - WCE |
Charlene, Ah wis jist tellin | Kirsty | whit happent. Kelly Marie jis |
| Doric - MNA |
the nesty green mixture doon | Kirsty | Ann’s thrapple. |
| Central - WCE |
rpreet said, It’s your turn | Kirsty | , an ah walked doon tae the fr |
| Central - WCE |
o | Kirsty | gaunnae help me wi ma Geograp |
| Doric - MNA |
14. The Tale o | Kirsty | the Coo |
| Doric - MNA |
an Dr Ewan wad shine it inno | Kirsty | Ann’s lugs. |
| Central - WCE |
s gaun on wi me an Clicky. So | Kirsty | , she says, as ah wis gettin r |
| Doric - MNA |
It wis naethin speecial, quo | Kirsty | . “There’s nae cheese up t |
| Doric - MNA |
Ann. “FEECH,” quo | Kirsty | Ann. “GYAD-SAKE” quo Kirs |
| Doric - MNA |
“COWK,” quo | Kirsty | Ann. “FEECH,” quo Kirsty |
| Doric - MNA |
Ann. “GYAD-SAKE” quo | Kirsty | Ann. |
| Central - WCE |
Dear | Kirsty | ah think thir's been a misund |
| Central - WCE |
e winked at me, Ah'll caw her | Kirsty | . |
| Central - WCE |
said. You're a pure raver | Kirsty | by the way, he said, an then |
| Doric - MNA |
a think I can dae onymair fur | Kirsty | Ann,” he wis sayin. “It |
| Central - WCE |
id if it hadnae been fur your | Kirsty | then ma Christopher coulda do |
| Central - WCE |
in the street an say, Aw your | Kirsty | jist looks lik a Campbell din |
| Central - WCE |
unnae you help me wi ma words | Kirsty | , she said. Naw, ah said, Ah'm |
| Central - WCE |
aunny you help me wi ma words | Kirsty | , she said. Naw, ah said, Ah |
| Central - WCE |
aid, D’yi no wit her job is | Kirsty | . Ah said, Wit. She said, She |
| Doric - MNA |
“Its | Kirsty | the Coo” skirled Suzy the S |
| Central - LAL | liticians takkin tent o Scots | Kirsty | , it means awffie muckle tae u |
| Central - WCE |
erstaun the concept ae a diet | Kirsty | , Ah said, Ah don't think you |
| Central - WCE |
n wi ma ma he shouts, AWRIGHT | KIRSTY | , an he sticks two fingers up |
| Doric - MNA |
wis a gey ticht squeeze, bit | Kirsty | |
| Doric - MNA |
n “Hush Puppies”. He telt | Kirsty | Ann they were caad that becau |
| Doric - MNA |
he pynt o his neb, an he telt | Kirsty | Ann jokes. He wore tweed jaik |
| Doric - MNA |
s legs inno his lugs, an telt | Kirsty | Ann tae sook in. An Kirsty An |
| Central - WCE |
me an he said, How's the foot | Kirsty | , an ah said, Sull sore but ho |
| Central - WCE |
her geggy. She said, At least | Kirsty | 's da's goat a joab. Yeah, sai |
| Central - WCE |
Dearest | Kirsty | |
| Central - WCE |
bein no much aulder than you | Kirsty | , she said, An The Who had jis |
| Central - WCE |
ure beamer. An whit aboot you | Kirsty | , he said, Ah don't see a halo |
| Central - WCE |
re disgustin, ah tolt her. Aw | Kirsty | you are sooo immature, she sa |
| Central - WCE |
d at me an then she said, Naw | Kirsty | you’re right man, she said, |
| Doric - MNA |
din, the scientists niver saw | Kirsty | drappin back |
| Central - GLA |
"And noow | Kirsty | will gie us a weeeee slow air |
| Central - WCE |
lene called me a V.L. the day | Kirsty | yir nothin but a big V.L., sh |
| Central - WCE |
lt her eyes an said, Honestly | Kirsty | ah don't know how sumdy as br |
| Central - WCE |
sometimes. Well ah’m sorry | Kirsty | , she said, But ah happen tae |
| Doric - MNA |
mair time,” she thocht, “ | Kirsty | the Cat’ll gie me a welcome |