| Central - WCE |
air bluntly - 'YOU ARE HERE' | replaced | bi 'HERE WE UR', 'EXIT' repla |
| Doric - ABN |
s noo seen 550 o' them being' | replaced | by trees. How will the nation |
| Central - WCE |
bi 'HERE WE UR', 'EXIT' | replaced | bi 'OOT' - that widna gan am |
| Central - SEC |
he fowk in (1) deein oot isna | replaced | bi a seemilar nummer o Scots |
| Doric - MNA |
shutters hid geen awa, tae be | replaced | wi an overwhelmin sadness at |
| Doric - MNA |
a like snaa fae a dyke tae be | replaced | by the stinkin shell hole. Cl |
| Central - SEC |
awa in a swirl o reek tae be | replaced | a meenit efter bi twa disembo |
| Central - SEC |
y back fae Miami, only tae be | replaced | by a weird American drawl. Th |
| Doric - MNA |
time the morn Yer nuts'll be | replaced | |
| Central - EDN |
eal sword tae practise wi, he | replaced | Bill wi hissel: “They’re |
| Ulster - EUL |
a fear that she had lang syne | replaced | wi the ghaists an guardians o |
| Central - LAL |
h kinrick and its rulers were | replaced | by fowk whae didnae regaird t |
| Central - LAL |
or Harry probably hinks ah've | replaced | him wi Dante, no realisin tha |
| Central - LAL | in party wid oppose him being | replaced | wae Sunak. He's been fun oot |
| Central - LAL | first time in a few years, i | replaced | her toaster, kettle, microwav |
| Ulster - EUL |
s constant pleas tae hae them | replaced | wi dentures. Hir teeth repres |
| Central - DUN |
the drill bit wis taen aff an | replaced | by the driller an his assista |
| Central - WCE |
an Little Mermaid posters an | replaced | them wi wan big poster ae the |
| Central - SEC |
lled” and the roof had been | replaced | . So it wis whit they call a |
| Central - SEC |
usual bubbly manner hud been | replaced | wae pin-point death stares ai |
| Central - SEC |
al golden broon glow hud been | replaced | by a chalk white complexion. |
| Central - LAL |
mammy and naw me, Ah've been | replaced | ! |
| Shetland - SHD |
are finished. They have been | replaced | by dried potatoes which the a |
| Central - LAL |
buzz an excitement haes been | replaced | wi a deeper, stranger, determ |
| Central - GLA |
Hiv been | replaced | by jist a frisson |
| Central - GLA |
hair oreeginal spells hae bin | replaced | |
| Central - WCE |
Hus bin | replaced | , but dinnae mourn |
| Central - DUN |
tion on the airwaves wis bein | replaced | wi vyces that clearly cam fra |
| Central - LAL | rmal autocorrects no wantin | replaced | . https://t.co/cmBpdUfuwc |
| Doric - DOR | Halloween stuff's doon n | replaced | by friggin Christmas trees in |
| Ulster - GUL | the cooncil re-shuffle an no | replaced | . |
| Doric - MNA |
an carefree days, fir me, war | replaced | wi wirk, mairrage an bairns. |
| Central - NEC |
hings been cleared an ne’er | replaced | . |
| Doric - DOR |
ses in Glasgow until they wir | replaced | wi the driver takkin the bus |
| Doric - DOR | my new account (this one) has | replaced | my auld ehnn @FittieCrooner a |
| Shetland - SHD |
ree years ago da old sign was | replaced | wi a new sign saying "Andrews |
| Central - GLA |
he city. The smell ay pish is | replaced | wae the aromatic smells ay sp |
| Doric - MNA |
disgust es the dug's nose wis | replaced | bi Tina's slippered fit. She |
| Central - LAL |
it intae Doug’s heid an wis | replaced | by a mirror. |
| Doric - MNA |
o er dear departit freen wis | replaced | bi a picter o Stanley's new w |
| Central - LAL |
een chynges happent: FPTP wis | replaced | wi proportional representatio |
| Doric - MNA |
pit, the soun o machinery wis | replaced | bi lachter, claik an the term |
| Central - SEC |
e be a modern addition kis it | replaced | an auld cast irn pump wi a la |
| Central - SEC |
shuin wis ne'er heard an got | replaced | wi "dinnae mentions" or "dinn |
| Doric - DOR | last time! Useless ginger nut | replaced | w |
| Central - SWE |
New pennies then ecus hiv | replaced | the siller New Scotland will |
| Central - EDN |
me nice lookin play areas huv | replaced | the death traps they tried ta |
| Shetland - SHD |
mportant in our lives, nobody | replaced | Alec, but I burnt my boats th |
| Doric - DOR | Gammon finally | replaced | yon rats chewy liver on the F |
| Central - EDN |
ollege wis knocked doon an’ | replaced | by a “New-build”. The poo |