| Central - EDN |
| Simon | perks up out ae th’ corner |
| Ulster - SYN |
| Simon | sayed, |
| Ulster - SYN |
wi that, he went on tae say, " | Simon | , Simon, lïsten tae me! Satan |
| Ulster - GUL | t a "low and vulgar" hallion, | Simon | ! |
| Ulster - SYN |
Galilee, he saa twa brithers, | Simon | caad Petèr an hïs brither A |
| Central - EDN |
kin’ ma head spin the most, | Simon | ’s hot mouth sucking all owe |
| Ulster - SYN |
tha twal possels wus: furst, | Simon | (caad Petèr) an hïs brither |
| Central - EDN |
t but I reckon I dinnae mind. | Simon | ken whit he was daein, even t |
| Central - EDN |
minutes, catching our breath. | Simon | tucks himself back intae his |
| Central - SEC |
n intae the Liet Competition. | Simon | says they've spoken tae the o |
| Ulster - SYN |
n thaim tha name o 'Possels': | Simon | , that he caad Petèr forbye, |
| Central - LAL |
h he speired at twa brithers: | Simon | , that was caaed Peter, and hi |
| Central - EDN |
y wee bastard, Rents, ye ken? | Simon | smirks above us, finally slid |
| Central - GLA |
in any chances. Ah’ll dae a | Simon | Peg. Ainlie insteid o the Win |
| Central - SEC |
no a bad stert tae hear frae | Simon | Thoumire o Foot Stompin Celti |
| Ulster - SYN |
tha boats, whut belanged tae | Simon | , an axt hïm tae pit oot a we |
| Ulster - SYN |
o tha Meetin Hoose an on tae | Simon | 's hame. |
| Central - LAL |
Jesus telle | Simon | , Peter and Andrew tae put doo |
| Ulster - GUL |
Simple | Simon | |
| Orkney - ORK |
Friday by, A organised wi | Simon | Hall an Alison Miller an even |
| Doric - DOR |
An | Simon | Dee |
| Ulster - SYN |
eneuch !" the' wur toul. "An | Simon | haes saen hïm!" An tha twa f |
| Central - LAL | Ex @dundeeunitedfc front man | Simon | Murrays thinking this wil |
| Orkney - ORK |
uan noo, whit is foond teu in | Simon | Hall’s blog Brisk Northerly |
| Central - SEC | catch up the day wae eersel n | simon | m8 n a reckon we r the only t |
| Ulster - SYN |
esus awa, the' clappt hans on | Simon | o Cyrene, that wus on hïs wy |
| Central - SEC |
ddler, Gillian Frame an piper | Simon | MacKerrell, baith o them fae |
| Central - LAL |
ae think aboot fir the now is | Simon | . |
| Central - WCE |
ae cum doun frae Falstaff’s | Simon | Shadow. The faither, seeminli |
| Central - LAL | g as its Stornoway an no that | Simon | Howie shite. |
| Central - LAL | @simonfromharlow Aw | Simon | , Ah'm sae verra sorry! That's |
| Central - SEC |
Hands Up for Trad, headed by | Simon | Thoumire and hosted by Frieda |
| Central - LAL | hae every album ever made by | Simon | and Garfunkel. Brilliant musi |
| Central - EDN |
— | Simon | ! Ah yell as ah come, no carin |