| Ulster - PUL | his fing'rs had bother wi tha | padlock | on tha shade dure, an he wus |
| Central - WCE | a luminous pink helmet, an a | padlock | , an loadsa other wee footery |
| Central - GLA | but the hasp is open wae nae | padlock | oan it. Ah climb the crudely |
| Central - SEC | r moyes - and throw away the | padlock | - tut tut lol |
| Central - GLA | he gate doesnae lock. The big | padlock | is just decorative n wis fuck |