| Central - WCE | a luminous pink helmet, an a | padlock | , an loadsa other wee footery | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | r moyes - and throw away the | padlock | - tut tut lol | 2020 |
| Central - GLA | he gate doesnae lock. The big | padlock | is just decorative n wis fuck | 2020 |
| Central - GLA | but the hasp is open wae nae | padlock | oan it. Ah climb the crudely | 2021 |
| Ulster - PUL | his fing'rs had bother wi tha | padlock | on tha shade dure, an he wus | 2021 |