| Orkney - ORK |
| Ahm | in no hurry,' pluckan gress i |
| Orkney - ORK |
| Ahm | needan a saet, bern. |
| Orkney - ORK |
| Ahm | lost a bloomeen sock agen |
| Orkney - ORK |
| Ahm | the wan fur the piece the day |
| Orkney - ORK |
| Ahm | conjured a storm o proportion |
| Orkney - ORK |
| Ahm | no happy fur thir's faer too |
| Central - GLA |
| Ahm | feelin the same as ah iways d |
| Central - GLA |
| Ahm | at mah da's funeral, right, a |
| Ulster - DUL |
| ahm | grinnin lik an eejit |
| Central - LAL |
| Ahm | aff tae Jean an thon luve-bai |
| Central - GLA |
| Ahm | findin it hard tae keep track |
| Central - GLA |
| Ahm | right up for a swatch ae this |
| Orkney - ORK |
| Ahm | conjured a storm o proportion |
| Central - GLA |
| Ahm | feelin awrite cos in a matter |
| Southern - SEA | | Ahm | truly glad ???????????? https |
| Shetland - SHD |
" | Ahm | pitten you in da room wi da v |
| Shetland - SHD |
" | Ahm | no sure I lack da way dis con |
| Central - GLA |
' | Ahm | clearly no qualified tae work |
| Central - GLA |
' | Ahm | bein chased,' ah say, trying |
| Central - SEC |
' | Ahm | no peyin that, Joe says tae m |
| Central - GLA |
' | Ahm | no movin fur nae cunt,' the l |
| Central - LAL |
k the whales. Bit nae Ketil. ' | Ahm | nae ettlin tae meisur ma auld |
| Central - GLA |
'Aw did ye, aye?' | Ahm | a wee bit annoyed, ahm no gon |
| Central - LAL | y @Conservatives Jings Rhoda, | ahm | puffed oot readin that ?? |
| Southern - SEA | d of music but see its lyric, | ahm | tellin ye that its full o |
| Southern - SEA | ven intae manhood. As ye see, | ahm | only deaf within until ma dau |
| Central - EDN |
two. Evan Evans wiz his name, | ahm | no pulling yer leg. His maw w |
| Central - SEC |
baith hame tae Scotland. Aye, | ahm | frae there tae.” |
| Central - GLA |
'Well, | ahm | presuming he'll deny it then |
| Southern - SEA | Bob, ye are spot oan, | ahm | nae surprised! Insofar, part |
| Southern - SEA | de but... thirty years later, | ahm | worn oot. a just stopped and |
| Central - GLA |
jist opened aw mah presents, | Ahm | the auldest grandwean so ah s |
| Central - GLA |
oises then Paco says, "Right, | ahm | gawn in.' |
| Southern - SEA | at in museum! Gruesome sight, | Ahm | tellin ye! |
| Southern - SEA | @howardmrw Frankly, | ahm | annoyed by anyone mentioned t |
| Southern - SEA | @scotmacscotbot Sorry, | ahm | muddled atm, ye mean that a w |
| Southern - SEA | ttHancock Howay, ye kiddin, | ahm | reet? |
| Central - LAL | wesome and delish. Now........ | ahm | ........hows yir AGiftADay goi |
| Doric - MNB | @Poneil69 Please explain... | ahm | minced... |
| Doric - MNB | eyeTweetsk Here...calm doon... | ahm | no interested in that pish... |
| Doric - MNB | @Lubowho8 Jings... | ahm | at the baur... |
| Southern - SEA | ersfc1984 Understood,Jimmy... | ahm | huv been there and stayed the |
| Southern - SEA | se imperial mair than metric. | Ahm | useless with latter, literall |
| Central - GLA |
'Och, gies peace. | Ahm | oan hoaliday fur fuck sake!' |
| Central - GLA |
ack doon tae the live lounge. | Ahm | hopin tae see mah main man, b |
| Central - GLA |
ut nuhin is jumpin oot at me. | Ahm | aw oot ae ideas but ahm absol |
| Central - GLA |
bucky an a fuckin tangerine. | Ahm | no wastin good Bucky so ah ai |
| Southern - SEA | ot hyme and see ma best mate. | Ahm | sure that we wid revel tae th |
| Central - SWE |
Dinna get me wrang. | Ahm | |
| Central - GLA |
ed. He hawns me the bag back. | Ahm | curious as tae wit these hing |
| Central - GLA |
ys. 'But ah don't gie a fuck. | Ahm | no getting beat at airm wrest |
| Central - LAL | @raiphsays Moan en. | Ahm | seek waitin. Wurkirs o the |
| Central - GLA |
elf, a Schiehallion or suhin. | Ahm | too nice, really ah um. |
| Central - GLA |
this time she starts greetin. | Ahm | gonnae huv tae gie her a cudd |
| Central - LAL | rtMiggins Absolutely spot on. | Ahm | surprised and amazed naebody |
| Central - SWE |
Couldnae cut deeper. | Ahm | no haein it! |
| Central - GLA |
n ah want it tae be a belter. | Ahm | rattlin fae that wee line tho |
| Central - GLA |
Ah've sent a couple ae texts. | Ahm | no gid at articulatin ma feel |
| Central - GLA |
e lassie that stole mah seat. | Ahm | up oan mah feet tae see wit h |
| Central - LAL |
s! Tae hell! An ah mean that. | Ahm | nae bidin here. Eneuch blethe |
| Central - GLA |
h wid jist furget tae dae it. | Ahm | no really a diary kind ae per |
| Central - GLA |
s been oan mah case aboot it. | Ahm | no really wantin a joab but a |
| Southern - SEA | nces. It isnae easy at first. | ahm | sure that ye can amend yer ab |
| Doric - SNO |
ist they planned it this way. | Ahm | that caught up in admirin how |
| Shetland - SHD |
, an bidin wi Peter an Jenny. | Ahm | blyde I dunna hae room in my |
| Central - GLA |
they hink urr gonnae be easy. | Ahm | no sayin he wis right or wron |
| Southern - SEA | @greggwatson90 | Ahm | member ae SNP, but cannae vot |
| Doric - MNB | arryplough67 @BurgundyNinja85 | Ahm | sorry pal...but yer tweet has |
| Southern - SEA | ye mean by that? Left-handed? | Ahm | that, relevant tae whit? ?? |
| Doric - MNB | @macbreeza | Ahm | ah horrific mess anaw...wis f |
| Southern - SEA | ggins Whit shite!? ?? anyroad | ahm | half tae see ye well and kick |
| Central - GLA |
whelks. Mussels are two pound | ahm | afraid.' |
| Central - GLA |
ough mah soak an ah feel like | ahm | gonnae be sick again man, Ah |
| Central - GLA |
like nae cunt cin relax while | ahm | playin wi it. Ah go back doon |
| Doric - SNO |
t wid ye believe it but? Here | ahm | sittin on this here wa wi ma |
| Southern - SEA | Takk fur clarifying where | ahm | standin ????????????????????? |
| Southern - SEA | up next morn, thought where | ahm | ? What happened last nicht, on |
| Southern - SEA | @RobertMiggins Aye | ahm | waitin rubbin ma hands glee |
| Southern - SEA | l party since left school, if | ahm | in Scotland, a wid opt fur SN |
| Doric - MNB | Been a while if | ahm | honeat...anyway rebs oan... |
| Central - SEC |
hat in afore emdy asks, as if | ahm | sparing them the bother. Ah h |
| Central - GLA |
e money. He looks at me as if | ahm | his mammy an ah've joost caug |
| Southern - SEA | gestion was asking me as if | ahm | lookin fir a plaster or twa |
| Central - GLA |
k sake, of course no! Ye hink | ahm | some kind ae weirdo?' |
| Central - SEC |
ring them the bother. Ah hink | ahm | actually feart she’ll becom |
| Doric - MNB | @Poneil69 How me 5...think | ahm | getting fawin oot wi...seems |
| Central - LAL | traoctober @weenell3 Ah think | ahm | meant tae be inside the rocke |
| Central - LAL |
he feeling that fowk'll think | ahm | kiddin them oan if I pit a we |
| Southern - SEA | @delboy1978uk | Ahm | practising fir any vampire cu |
| Central - GLA |
tae mah heid and ah cin tell | ahm | at least hawf cut. |
| Southern - SEA | @Jonstackpool | Ahm | Deaf! |
| Central - GLA |
well, apart fae wee Paco, an | ahm | wonderin if ah've bit aff mai |
| Central - GLA |
couple ae nights left here an | ahm | a bit gutted it's ending oan |
| Central - GLA |
oning oan a power ae shite an | ahm | bored oot mah nut. Mah uncle' |
| Doric - DOR |
e tide o glamour yoams oot an | ahm | trippet doon yon blaik bore, |
| Central - LAL |
s word in ahint ma haund when | ahm | talkin. |
| Central - GLA |
ht, an ah need tae shite when | ahm | oan the go. The sign ae a hea |
| Central - GLA |
ind tae write stuff doon when | ahm | three rum and cokes deep. But |
| Southern - SEA | iggins Nae me, have that when | ahm | thirsty but ma proper is Ui |
| Southern - SEA | level but all find oot when | ahm | in auld reekie later this mor |
| Southern - SEA | that! Ta fur that, as ye ken | ahm | deaf, nae wonder. Ma neighbou |
| Orkney - ORK |
Bit I ken | ahm | cheust playan a game. |
| Central - GLA |
cunt that sold me thum again | ahm | gonnae kick his heid in fur m |
| Central - GLA |
l seat but ah cannae sit doon | ahm | too fuckin ragin. |
| Southern - SEA | vellin up and doon Isles. Noo | ahm | back hyme! Never gang doon th |
| Central - GLA |
ssie, but ah don't mind it so | ahm | fairly sure she wis windin me |
| Southern - SEA | @KevinBrennanMP | Ahm | tae crabbit to make a comment |
| Central - SEC |
other hoarse oan the line. As | ahm | jumpin aboot the shoap flair |
| Central - LAL | ye like Boab jist is long as | ahm | Maggie and no Daphne ?? |
| Southern - SEA | @RobertMiggins | Ahm | sure that would fit a wee esp |
| Southern - SEA | nk anything oot these, ?? cos | ahm | pished atm! https://t.co/6aF9 |
| Central - LAL |
community values. Mebbe’s | ahm | wrang – ahm sure there’s |
| Doric - MNA |
ir yer fly, Ah'll mak sure at | Ahm | oot." |
| Central - GLA |
gine, fur just a minute, that | ahm | no Daisy. Ah imagine ahm some |
| Orkney - ORK |
The good that | ahm | done will be queekly dismisse |
| Southern - SEA | s. a dae mine and a felt that | ahm | nae English due to ma parents |
| Central - GLA |
guilt every wakin moment that | ahm | no daein coursework. Aw the c |
| Central - GLA |
e windaes are that manky that | ahm | 100% sure he won't notice us |
| Doric - MNB | assport if yer wondering what | ahm | oan aboot.....) |
| Central - LAL | @raiphsays We kid ask, bit | ahm | no huddin oot much hope |
| Southern - SEA | ay did me is unforgivable bit | ahm | utterly accepted! Oan the ith |
| Central - LAL | ins Ah wiz feart tae look bit | ahm | aw happy |
| Central - WCE |
ame? They may hae a dream bit | ahm | feart that it will turn intae |
| Southern - SEA | ach95 Hilarious, thats whit | ahm | quite unsure o Wales!? ?? l |
| Southern - SEA | @wor_Geordie_ Thats whit | ahm | feared o ?? |
| Southern - SEA | @scotmacscotbot | Ahm | here fur ye! ???? |
| Doric - MNB | 264 @GrahamSpiers @TimesSport | Ahm | talking aboot the last 2 year |
| Southern - SEA | ostBoyNUFC180 @geordiedentist | ahm | gang tae add, Treble Bolloc |
| Doric - MNA |
But | Ahm | wearied wi the muckle weight |
| Southern - SEA | ggins aye remembered that but | ahm | rather fir Beano, Oor Wullie, |
| Doric - MNB | ign me up when they found out | ahm | ex military..chased them..so |
| Central - GLA |
'Naw | ahm | kiddin on, ah've never killed |
| Southern - SEA | a @wor_Geordie_ @FreeNorthNow | Ahm | huv tae agree tae disagree, m |
| Doric - MNB | Ah know | ahm | drunk when ah start growling |
| Central - GLA |
Next hing ah know | ahm | up some close that ah could o |
| Central - SEC |
"Heron, Ah must say | ahm | awfie gratefu |
| Southern - SEA | Voices @boulezian Thats why | ahm | member o SNP. Cannae suppor |
| Southern - SEA | @98Simply | Ahm | marrying another queen?! ?? |
| Southern - SEA | @wor_Geordie_ | Ahm | early retired due tae mae hea |
| Central - LAL |
wrang – | ahm | sure there’s plenty o’ fo |