| Orkney - ORK | , chapped thighs. Chilbiains, | asthma | , tonsillitis - chills and ga |
| Central - GLA | ks like he's goin tae take an | asthma | attack. 'That cunt spent PE l |
| Doric - DOR | trigger an | asthma | attack, |
| Shetland - SHD | l sailor, no laek him, wi his | asthma | , at wis nivver been faarder a |