| Ulster - EUL | attemptin | tae disguise a tongue waikene | |
| Central - GLA | Attemptin | tae get up, ah collapse again | |
| Central - GLA | e maist ay them.’ Tam sais, | attemptin | tae sound sincere but really, |
| Central - SEC | mah feet in, under th' duvet, | attemptin | tae cover mah body fae th' in |
| Central - SEC | t him wae an adrenaline rush. | Attemptin | tae rock back and forth in th |
| Central - SEC | s kind o difficult when ye're | attemptin | tae fit size ten feet intae S |
| Central - LAL | staundart. As a result, fowk | attemptin | tae screive i Scots can spell |
| Central - SEC | n the boays puss as if he wis | attemptin | tae hypnotise him. |