| Doric - DOR | wi a passion for fairmin. He | boucht | a fairm in Aiberdeenshire an |
| Doric - DOR | Duck knickers thit Wullie | boucht | iz ower ten year syne! It wis |
| Central - LAL | auld tweedies? A feel like we | boucht | a guid few years frae oblivio |
| Ulster - PUL | o thur youth. It’s whut ye | boucht | yer jujubes wi. It’s hoo ye |
| Doric - MNA | m No min, nae ees iv aa. Jist | boucht | twa bottles o yon Brewdog Pun |