| Southern - SEA | This summers gift, a | bumper | yield |
| Doric - DOR | o those eejits grab masel a | bumper | pack o bog roll? Efter too |
| Orkney - ORK | cacophony - hitched tae the | bumper | . |
| Doric - MNA | s needin touchin up; yer rear | bumper | 's trailin a bittie; yer airbu |
| Central - SEC | Year Plan", or "The People's | bumper | grain harvest", or somethin l |