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| Central - SWE |
| contents | flew, delight released aroun |
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| Shetland - SHD |
is fingers, he scoopit oot da | contents | o a jar o VITAMIN ENRICHED FA |
| Central - WCE |
The | contents | o the wark's saicont big sect |
| Doric - ABN |
asp’s been broken open, the | contents | exposed. |
| Ulster - GUL |
see what was in thon box, the | contents | I had tae find, |
| Central - WCE |
d, and wi that, he cowped the | contents | o the jug ower the Trunchbull |
| Central - SEC |
wi their hair lookin like the | contents | eh a Pot Noodle, their jeans |
| Southern - SWE | er hoose and half-inching the | contents | of yer drinks cabinet. |
| Central - WCE |
grab the gless and fling the | contents | , esk and aw, ower the Trunchb |
| Central - SEC |
or playwrichts o auld. Wi the | contents | on the scrap o paper maumenta |
| Central - GLA |
aither’s tipping some o the | contents | o the half-bottle an topping |
| Ulster - EUL |
the scullery tae weich up the | contents | o the larder, still houlin Da |
| Ulster - GUL |
rts tae it, hae a luik at the | Contents | , pick yin an gie it a gae, or |
| Central - WCE |
i juist ae wee pynt aboot the | contents | o this issue. Ye wul aiblins |
| Central - LAL |
is fingirs, he howked oot the | contents | o a aur o VITAMIN ENRICHED FI |
| Central - SEC |
bag upside doon an strew the | contents | ower the bed. A wee loaf, a b |
| Doric - ABN |
Table of | Contents | |
| Central - LAL |
d took oot its moothslabberin | contents | . |
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LEET O | CONTENTS | |
| Central - SEC |
breenge thair wey throu thair | contents | . |
| Ulster - GUL |
Turnt upside doon, it's | contents | poured aintae the garage flur |
| Doric - MNA |
roos githerin es she read its | contents | . She steed up, threw the bit |
| Doric - MNA |
open the invelope an read its | contents | . His moo set in an ill-naitur |
| Doric - MNA |
ashtray helpin masel tae its | contents | . Ye’ve nae idea the amount |
| Central - SEC |
milk dropped oot, spewin its | contents | ower the pavement. |
| Central - LAL |
scartit at the surface o its | contents | . Here a man, tho, wha stauns |
| Central - SEC |
esperately ettled ti keep its | contents | thegither. As I extractit a p |
| Central - WCE |
a gless cowp and slitter its | contents | ower the gruesome Heidie and |
| Doric - MNA |
smell as Ah stare doon it its | contents | : a christenin goon, rowed in |
| Doric - MNA |
aper cup an stare doon it its | contents | : a broon tidemark o yisterday |
| Central - LAL | drawers, then pit the shitty | contents | back in(!) Whit's the fuckin |