| Central - LAL | kirkyairds ( | Crail | an Carnbee), |
| Doric - MNA | t a hurly in a funcy car room | Crail | . Nearly did masell a mischief |
| Central - AYR | uhile meenister o the Kirk in | Crail | , wha had turnt tae Episcopacy |
| Doric - DOR | Ooh, I got a curtain rail in | Crail | |
| Central - LAL | Crab Toon | Crail | |
| Southern - SEA | Pints un | crail | on a sunday efternin #oushed |