| Central - LAL | likent tae a | diver | 's dry suit |
| Central - GLA | a n he'd huv stuck a deep-sea | diver | wae a |
| Doric - MNA | ye a fiver they'll sen oot a | diver | Fae the CID Aiberdeen |
| Central - GLA | uiche in the bin for a midgie | diver | . |
| Central - SEC | h aye n a wid fire in a pearl | diver | onytime tae help the club oot |
| Shetland - SHD | Immer güs (Great northern | diver | ) fae da Fetlar ferry #badbird |