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| Doric - DOR | Messenger, tae Ailice's fair | divertin | , aipent a pyockie at wes hing |
| Central - LAL | or warkplace democracy, wioot | divertin | activist time an siller on le |
| Central - LAL | could aw hae. Haw haw! Maist | divertin | ,' said Heehaw, 'but no awfie |
| Central - SEC | ng Competeetion for the maist | divertin | sang on the subjeck o tassies |
| Southern - SEA | Hou | divertin | this is! |