| Ulster - GUL | gaein awfa weel or are ain a | doonward | slope. |
| Central - GLA | e motor fucked, expeditin the | doonward | trajectory ah wis, an continu |
| Ulster - EUL | arful stoor o daith Ye gar me | doonward | faa. |
| Southern - SEA | fowk whae walk wi their heids | doonward | ! Th Antipathies, Ah hink-" (s |
| Central - NEC | m a puir community sprauchles | doonward | in perpetual decline. |