| Central - LAL | me, why ur ye mitherin me(?) | Erses | . ?? |
| Central - GLA |
fever, reams o rinnie noses, | erses | tae |
| Ulster - PUL |
Smert- | erses | gied oor team nae chaunce |
| Central - GLA |
And they get their wee | erses | liftit. |
| Doric - DOR | Plinty time to be up tae were | erses | in sna. |
| Central - SEC |
auld enough tae wipe oor ain | erses | . It didnae matter whether it |
| Central - LAL |
Ye wee middens. Ah'll gie yer | erses | tallywheech whan ah gi haud o |
| Central - WCE |
Or laither yer | erses | , nocht tae expone; |
| Central - SEC |
uckle ataa. They perked their | erses | in the ae place and sat aboot |
| Doric - DOR | scotdogs Hope he nipped their | erses | ! |
| Doric - DOR | tdogs I hope she nipped their | erses | . Well done ???? |
| Central - LAL |
Rather sit oan their | erses | , an pat their ain backs, |
| Doric - MNA |
ome rinnin if a fart in their | erses | gings wrang. In ither words a |
| Central - LAL | xiteers say comes oot o their | erses | . |
| Doric - MNA | tae scowp oot an skelp their | erses | ! |
| Central - SEC |
ae stoap Aldo suckin up their | erses | though. And anytime he wis ar |
| Central - SWE |
thir | erses | waarm, thir wee machine fou |
| Central - WCE |
eeky Thur mither skelped thur | erses | sair An’ sent the pair e” |
| Central - LAL |
osive! So, we huv tae got wur | erses | in gear cos it's the repeatin |
| Central - SEC |
The mainstream media’s | erses | squeak aboot Scots because it |
| Central - SWE |
beamed bricht red like skelpt | erses | if ye went onywhere near them |
| Southern - SEA | parking his brogues up a few | erses | if he saw the state of the to |
| Central - GLA |
tartan on the muin, frae sexy | erses | tae saunnies. Aw oor lives in |
| Central - SEC |
meinits ago, get aff yer lazy | erses | an get back til yer darg!" |