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kly differing ways of speech, | Evans | wiz indirect n flowery as he |
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e cock-height of another man, | Evans | announced ‘afternoon Nichol |
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e than just red. Nonetheless, | Evans | changed his pallor n exploded |
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al of many wondrous years’, | Evans | continued. Ah promise ye the |
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barmy ye incredulous twat’, | Evans | chuckled back again wi growin |
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asonable felly, Nicky boy’, | Evans | continued. As always when tal |
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There wiz some court case. | Evans | screaming inflated shite at N |
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e lanky ignoramus’, giggled | Evans | , his whole body rippling in j |
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z aye eerie wi a windbag like | Evans | aboot. Then that windbag went |
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On account of | Evans | ’ squatness n in turn partia |
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ssigned to yer auld pal, Evan | Evans | . Ye prick. Ye bastard. The wo |
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suffering wi that name. Evan | Evans | , christ and why’d he no cha |
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the dominant of the two. Evan | Evans | wiz his name, ahm no pulling |
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the expense of big auld Evan | Evans | n his surprising offence at o |
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This isni the end of Evan | Evans | and Evan Nichols’ scrap, bu |
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befell him, rather than Evan | Evans | ’ likely ‘oh christ and th |
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n summers day she remarked to | Evans | that while hanging out his te |
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Nichols, used to | Evans | ’ sort of theatricality, ass |
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the incident, at hearing this | Evans | ’ face turned a colour beyon |
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bore ye wi aw the fancy ways | Evans | ’ wid refer to his but ah wi |
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aster of Thelonious (that’s | Evans | ) n Thelonious’ biggest fan |
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i tricky keeping in mind that | Evans | takes so long to say anything |
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ing short n sharp offences at | Evans | – wiz quite a town affair a |
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a hing. N that’s just whit | Evans | thought as well, even just fa |
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bbe its shan to yarn on about | Evans | for ages n then just give a f |
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bonkers. Ah’ve no clue how | Evans | ’ ended up wi him but he use |