| NONE - NUL | 5.8 | Figger | 3 gies a pictèr o tha trokin |
| Ulster - SYN | Tha | figger | o Jesus changed on tha Moont |
| Central - SEC | inna ken, but gin I ivver dae | figger | oot he wis at the back o it, |
| Doric - ABN | n spite o yersel. Noo, can ye | figger | oot foo Ah'll manage that? If |
| Ulster - SYN | Jesus | figger | o Jesus changed on tha Moont |