| Central - SEC | Grinning | misers: all masks, all false, | |
| Ulster - CUL | that wus sittin on the hearth | grinning | frae lug tae lug. |
| Orkney - ORK | Twatt roadsign aimed at their | grinning | , empty heids. Tack shops in K |
| Central - GLA | oke tae, "How come yer ecat's | grinning | lke that?" |
| Doric - MNA | day alang wi a picter of this | grinning | loon! http://t.co/KsJYvVF3wc |