| Shetland - SHD | hippopotamus | , but dan shö mindit foo peer | |
| Southern - SEA | cht eet must b' a walrus or a | hippopotamus | , but then she minded hoo wee |
| Ulster - CUL | e thocht it wus a walrus or a | hippopotamus | , |
| Doric - NNB | oucht id mosst be a walrus or | hippopotamus | , but then she minded how peed |