| Central - LAL | | Jeremy | Smith oan the origins o the w |
| Doric - MNA |
"Ah've waatched | Jeremy | Kyle an Cash in the Attic...a |
| Doric - DOR | she sits on her arse watching | Jeremy | Kyle! Nae chunce, awa tae sne |
| Central - SEC | so 64% of people think | jeremy | clarkson should take over fro |
| Central - DUN |
ishin Returns. The attacks on | Jeremy | Corbyn fer haein links tae th |
| Central - DUN |
isgracefu personal assault on | Jeremy | Cobyn bi the mainstream media |
| Doric - DOR | Wife watching yon | Jeremy | Kyle yet again! Dinna ken fit |
| Central - DUN |
ttie noo, but onlie as far as | Jeremy | Corbyn is concernit. Their ad |
| Doric - DOR | morning is jist repeats! Fits | Jeremy | Kyle deen on at 5am? Used tae |
| Central - WCE |
nd o Keynesian programme that | Jeremy | Corbyn noo proposes: interest |
| Doric - DOR | h daytime tv as any sight o | Jeremy | Kyle or that blooming Loose W |