| Orkney - ORK | Khaki | hot pants that luk like skitt | |
| Central - GLA | in his brogues. A the | khaki | regiments, |
| Ulster - GUL | In the grane an the | khaki | , tae France's far shores. |
| Central - SEC | should b arrested fir wearing | khaki | shorts! |
| Shetland - SHD | A young laad, riggit in | khaki | , skoits |