| Southern - SEA |
nce threi o th players tae b' | kilt | fur hae'in missed their goes, |
| Ulster - BUL |
ds intae Bari, In lederhosen, | kilt | or sari, |
| Central - DUN |
o deep-fried Mars-bar eatin, | kilt | -wearin, subsidy junkies, wuid |
| Central - EDN |
thoo’s weirin her tunic - | kilt | her faither. No single-haanit |
| Central - EDN |
it on the sacks o meal an new- | kilt | hens that had mysteriously ap |
| Doric - DUN | Nae a fan. | Kilt | fir me ilka time. https://t.c |
| Central - EDN |
86 per cent o pigs in the UK1 | kilt | in gas chaumers, ‘stunned |
| Central - WCE |
wis pure mortified. Ah coulda | kilt | Chariene. |
| Doric - MNA |
We’ve a | kilt | for him, an a sash for you. |
| Central - WCE |
irr o rain that nicht, and ma | kilt | wis damp efter the oor long b |
| Central - SEC |
as ma wife helped me intae ma | kilt | , ah remember seein the fear i |
| Central - LAL |
the proceedins! Och, help ma | kilt | , that wid be awfie!' |
| Central - DUN |
u? Crivvens, Jings an Help Ma | Kilt | , but gin ye cannae see thru s |
| Doric - DUN | her, bit A'd raither it oan a | kilt | nor oan trews https://t.co/t5 |
| Central - WCE |
she could see Bunsen wearin a | kilt | . Ah usually hate it when thir |
| Central - WCE |
father wear a skirt (as in a | kilt | ), Me an Yvonne couldnae stop |
| Doric - DOR | f ever a man shouldn't wear a | kilt | , it's him. Fit a State! |
| Central - DUN |
iethin mair boak-makkin nor a | kilt | -clad, bool-in-the-mooth, Eton |
| Central - SWE |
The warld wears a | kilt | , |
| Central - GLA |
It made the toun and | kilt | yer paw, |
| Central - SEC |
o thaim roond the throat and | kilt | it wi yin swift bite. As luck |
| Central - EDN |
used o the black airts, maybe | kilt | . An if she leeves, weill, yon |
| Southern - SEA |
rked th King, "or A'll hae ee | kilt | ." |
| Southern - SEA |
ae b' nervous, or A'll hae ee | kilt | oan th spot." |
| Southern - SEA |
ted angrily, "or Ah'll hae ee | kilt | , whether ee're nervous or no. |
| Central - LAL |
Like tae wear the | kilt | and sporran, |
| Orkney - ORK |
Me | kilt | scratched like the devil and |
| Central - LAL |
gamma rays wad hae lang syne | kilt | ony life on Maurs e’en gin |
| Central - SEC |
nned fact that mair lions are | kilt | by hyenas than by humans (in |
| Central - SWE |
While lassies were | kilt | , |
| Central - WCE |
p her a fag an ah coulda pure | kilt | her cause it wis obvious she |
| Central - WCE |
ug dealer that's awready pure | kilt | sumdy an noo he's efter you. |
| Ulster - PUL |
oderick aye wore tha philibeg | kilt | an tha mair his sin John nive |
| Central - EDN |
Dis thoo wint tae ken foo Ah | kilt | thaim? The first ane wis comi |
| Central - EDN |
thoo wint tae ken foo mony Ah | kilt | ?” he speirt. |
| Central - LAL |
Her tartan petticoat she'll | kilt | ’. Aa richt bonny and romant |
| Central - SEC |
Maggie Thatcher lookalike) an | kilt | her stane deid. |
| Central - GLA |
The black man | kilt | oot fur a run |
| Ulster - BUL |
wha focht an | kilt | Hitler |
| Doric - DOR |
wears an aul McGreegor tartan | kilt | |
| Central - GLA |
s thay wir huntit, torturt an | kilt | |
| Central - EDN |
terrain. His parents had been | kilt | in an accident whan he wis we |
| Central - LAL |
s aye get pit in jail or even | kilt | even though they dinnae hae g |
| Central - SWE |
a waddin | kilt | wi a plastic dirk, |
| Central - SWE |
the folk whose cantin | kilt | them |
| Central - SWE |
ur an gytie auld saint gettin | kilt | by a hertsome Pictish lassie. |
| Central - EDN |
ear compound, wi’oot gettin | kilt | either be thaim or be the fun |
| Central - LAL |
Thay wear | kilt | an tartan |
| Central - LAL |
ower simmer gress - see her | kilt | sway |
| Central - EDN |
s the first time Ah’ve ever | kilt | a man in ma life. Which isna |
| Doric - DOR |
On his McGregor | kilt | |
| Central - EDN |
he mairch. Seein his comrades | kilt | an woundit wad hae made a dif |
| Central - LAL | ut the advent o mobile phones | kilt | the joy. Spent mair time wres |
| Central - SEC |
i his faimly, staundin in his | kilt | playin his accordion an leuki |
| Doric - MNA |
appeared, resplendent in his | kilt | , the outfit he wore to comper |
| Doric - DOR |
gaes oot, he gaes oot in his | kilt | ! |
| Doric - MNA |
it doon atween the tap o his | kilt | and the hole in his guts tae |
| Central - EDN |
per cent o pigs in the UK is | kilt | in unnergrund chaumers like t |
| Central - EDN |
ake whaur the evil queen gets | kilt | at the end. She thocht o Zeus |
| Ulster - PUL |
e hoo his brither Charlie wus | kilt | yin nicht cyclin up Bratchie' |
| Ulster - PUL |
oupt clean ower, an Frank wus | kilt | stane deid. |
| Doric - MNA |
He suggested Sean’s | kilt | an her sash be the same. |
| Central - LAL |
"That's acause he gat | kilt | ." |
| Southern - SEA |
t tae drop th jar in ease eet | kilt | onvbody, so managed tae put e |
| Central - GLA |
It | kilt | yer Elvis, hen. |
| Shetland - SHD |
buit. Shui wis wearin a short | kilt | ower a lang petticot, an a la |
| Central - SEC |
rthday an he ettles for a new | kilt | 'the likes of which has never |
| Central - SEC |
The Emperor's New | Kilt | |
| Central - SEC |
The Emperor's New | Kilt | wis first performed in 2004. |
| Central - SEC |
The Emperor's New | Kilt | bi Andy Cannon an Iain Johnst |
| Central - SEC |
performing 'The Emperor's New | Kilt | '] |
| Central - SEC |
. But no in The Emperor's New | Kilt | ! This is a shaw aboot claes, |
| Central - SEC |
be seen at The Emperor's New | Kilt | page at www.nationaltheatresc |
| Central - SEC |
r mime o shawin the imaginary | kilt | is a joy. The rhymin lyrics a |