| Ulster - PUL | Tha | lampposts | were glawin like gleed |
| Shetland - SHD | wir med posters ta tie on ta | lampposts | aroond da Hillhead. Whit tink |
| Central - EDN | ein plastered. Stumblin intae | lampposts | and no bein able tae focus oa |
| Central - SEC | ers had startit tae appear on | lampposts | all over the toon. Naebody kn |
| Central - EDN | tae take a leak oan the many | lampposts | we encoonter. He’s alweys b |