| Ulster - GUL | @BelTel You cudda said Shree | Lanka | |
| Doric - MNA | ty, bit hid gaen back tae Sri | Lanka | tae merrie Lakshmi, a nurse, |
| Doric - MNA | Her Da hid fleen back tae Sri | Lanka | fur a medical conference, an |
| Doric - MNA | She telt us she'd bin in Sri | Lanka | near the time o a tsunami sax |
| Doric - MNA | st. His ain calf-kintra o Sri | Lanka | micht hae hid demons, bit Mei |
| Doric - MNA | 's Peak in her birthlan o Sri | Lanka | like a wee goat, jist last mo |
| Doric - MNA | p the funeral pyres o far Sri | Lanka | . |