| Doric - ABN | e wunner fan it pumps oot 500 | litres | o watter a second at 200km/h! |
| Orkney - ORK | an. Calorific breakfasts, and | litres | o cappuccino. Faalan asleep o |
| Central - SWE | pretty share there’s three | litres | o’ sweat poorin doon the ba |
| Ulster - BUL | sla wi a tank containin fifty | litres | o rid diesel installed in the |