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| Southern - SEA | @jamieginger173 aye bit eer a | midget | vet #wee man |
| Central - NEC | a jungle war a black-skinned | midget | couple. They war in the skud, |
| Doric - SNO | and he bawls: WHA’S THE | MIDGET | - I D’A LIKE ’IM! |
| Central - WCE | t aw she did wis knock aw the | Midget | Gems an the jelly rings, an i |
| Central - SEC | race in ma heid. That useless | midget | bastard, eh? how could he no |