| Orkney - ORK | a | miraculous | gift o bouyancy |
| Central - AYR | r Bobby Ferguson pullin aff a | miraculous | save in the deein meinutes ta |
| Doric - DOR | wi a big sign up sayin “The | Miraculous | Headless Woman”. A wifie wi |
| Shetland - SHD | uks ahint her - an even mair | miraculous | whin da bus driver saa dem, a |
| Central - SEC | whisky wis shiftit, they wis | miraculous | an Bing wheeched the haps aff |
| Central - LAL | The maist | miraculous | o things! |