| Doric - MNA | er's an a thi trapie's an thi | piers | wis clartet we cod liver eil. |
| Central - LAL | elitist, self-righteous wank | Piers | Morgan is. The fuckin cheesed |
| Central - SEC | larkson should take over from | piers | morgan - really - the world |
| Orkney - ORK | mairk oot the eydent | piers | o Meginwick |
| Central - SEC | An windy | piers | . Whit can it be |