| Doric - DOR | An their skewer o dreich, | polluted | licht - |
| Central - LAL | ootline o mountains against a | polluted | sky. |
| Ulster - CUL | nae sich thing as silage seep | polluted | ony river. |
| Central - DUN | suroonded we wattar | polluted | |
| Central - GLA | ay stanks ay the blackcurrant | polluted | abomination. The fuckin cunt. |
| Central - GLA | mach tenses, ma fungs fet oot | polluted | air an ma mooth releases a de |