| Orkney - ORK | isperer. Occasional exorcist. | Postman | '. |
| Shetland - SHD | l a run a sea on da beach. Da | postman | met Maggie as shü cam fae da |
| Shetland - SHD | ll maybe see mair yet, fur da | postman | said he wis seen an applicati |
| Ulster - BUL | 'Nixt tae the | postman | ', keechlin, |
| Central - WCE | It's Valentine's Day, an the | postman | has been, an ah got nothin as |
| Ulster - GUL | sin was pit doon by a crabbit | Postman | , wha blarged him oot the road |