| Central - SEC | brither) he continually lees, | pretending | he isnae gay. Naebody wha lov |
| Doric - DOR | upper on a picnic bench while | pretending | not to notice that its star |
| Doric - NNB | ought the imposter was yersel | pretending | tae be an indy supporter and |
| Orkney - ORK | our friends and neighbours by | pretending | to a more refined use of lang |
| Central - WCE | an the telly, but is actually | pretending | he is tae avoid getting his e |