| Doric - MNA | t lissnen tae Key hud me near | shittin | ma kegs. |
| Central - GLA | le's glued tae the spot. He's | shittin | himself. |
| Central - WCE | tae huv a word wi us. Ah wis | shittin | masel in case she said we wur |
| Central - SEC | ed in a Chicken which is busy | shittin | oot golden eggs. |