| Doric - DOR | spanners | were kept bit, na, na, there | |
| Ulster - GUL | Then oot came the | spanners | , an pliers, an vice grips |
| Central - WCE | other wee footery things lik | spanners | an a pump an her pink an purp |
| Ulster - GUL | point o cursin an swearin, an | spanners | bein threw roon the flure, |
| Central - DUN | it wi the great big big shift | spanners | an the crane cairryin the pip |