| Orkney - ORK | whar the reed threed | spills | oot |
| Southern - SEA | Where oot a pipe he | spills | |
| Doric - ABN | the | spills | , che smog and the smoke. |
| Central - GLA | ursts open an a fuckin rammie | spills | oot intae the car park. Ronni |
| Doric - ABN | aboot them little | spills | and leaks. |
| Southern - SEA | ere doon the Plum their water | spills | |
| Doric - DOR | bleezing laddie aff the boats | spills | his pint o'er em |
| Central - SEC | oncepts – a stereotype that | spills | ower tae the near-universal j |