| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | @ABDNComedyFest Michty me min |
| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | Hand crunk an auld grey Fergi |
| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | @JuliaSutherland @BBCRadioSco |
| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | Fit an eese... got the aeylsk |
| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | Bonnie looking chiels... the |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | Wha's gonna be mindin yer coo |
| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | Didnae ken Marshall's fae Tyr |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | Like Tam o'Shanter's wife - |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | The pleisure wiz oors, Jim ma |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | There's fair bin a stooshie o |
| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | A warm buttery wi jam. And a |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | Aye, mak shair an gie it a gu |
| Doric - DOR | @ | standupfarmer | The Cheviots ill dee nae bad. |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | Aye, maist fairmers I ken lik |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | @SAYFC @NFYFC @NFUStweets Mak |
| Doric - MNA | @ | standupfarmer | Tak it easy on i road Chiel. |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | Ach, fair braw, man! |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | Are ye shair there'll be nae |
| Doric - MNA | @ | standupfarmer | Fit rare Chiel. |
| Central - LAL | @ | standupfarmer | Are you ane o the fermers, Ji |
| Doric - MNA | air fowk ti answer iss poll. @ | standupfarmer | can you help. It's o great te |
| Doric - MNA | @doricquine74 @ | standupfarmer | Fan ist? |
| Doric - MNA | @Manuforti1968 @ | standupfarmer | @ABDNComedyFest I'd usually b |
| Doric - DOR | @BBCScotland @ | standupfarmer | Never fails, ah't een.???? |
| Doric - MNA | le apart fae jist ging & see @ | standupfarmer | . I mind fan I drove aa i wye |
| Doric - MNA | fae Fogie ti Glassgow ti see @ | standupfarmer | and fit a hoot. We hid a news |
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| Doric - MNA | @deesidedon @ | standupfarmer | @Wattiejwattie I'm gettin I d |
| Central - LAL | @ScotsScriever @ | standupfarmer | @billykayscot @IshbelMcF I su |
| Doric - MNA | @Chris__Forbes @ | standupfarmer | Crackin photie loon |
| Doric - DOR | @BuchanStrypes @ | standupfarmer | Far's e' gravy? Aht'll mak it |
| Doric - MNA | @cligeey @ | standupfarmer | @Wattiejwattie Aye I did but |
| Doric - MNA | @cligeey @ | standupfarmer | Hopin it's nae saasage soup. |
| Doric - MNA | @scotsfilmguy @ | standupfarmer | Said at iss mornin' masell! |