| Doric - ABN | Na, | thes | doonsit is nae up for sale!' |
| Doric - DOR | r abody tae "STOP!" Abody did | thes | an there wiz total silence ap |
| Doric - DOR | iz until ae day the janny and | thes | young teacher came intae the |
| Doric - DOR | tin. The reason I'm tellin ye | thes | is because aa my adventures t |
| Doric - DOR | n I got mair an mair bored wi | thes | till ae necht we the plebeian |
| Doric - DOR | hats an Lee Enfields. An ken | thes | I nivver did! An that stell r |
| Doric - DOR | tin for me tae show abody foo | thes | actin cairry on is deen. (Joh |
| Doric - DOR | een. Onywye at | thes | a couple mair pupils voluntee |
| Doric - DOR | tell get cringe factor ten at | thes | memory. For some reason I ste |
| Doric - DOR | in aboot grovelin an bowin at | thes | pynt until the teacher shoute |
| Doric - DOR | yne her new drama class so at | thes | I jist started my usual shutt |
| Doric - DOR | near fell aff their seats at | thes | een. Onywye at thes a couple |