| Central - LAL | ful boy/girl/man/woman/kettle/ | toaster | named Sue. Awh – who fuckin |
| Doric - MNA | siller fir a safe, a telly, a | toaster | an a kettle...aa stuff aat Ah |
| Doric - DOR | ew days ye jist stick em in e | toaster | fir a fyle and there good as |
| Doric - DOR | , stuck a couple o' rowies in | toaster | & hoose jist aboot burnt doon |
| Central - LAL | n a few years, i replaced her | toaster | , kettle, microwave and her ut |
| Doric - DOR | Seemingly | toaster | is on the blink and the lassi |