| Central - SWE | Turnip | Pee! | |
| Doric - DUN | Bit there's fowk thit think ' | turnip | ' is a wee fite thing the size |
| Ulster - PUL | A | turnip | is a turmit |
| Doric - DOR | yon braw the day. Heed like a | turnip | efter a few too many nips of |
| Central - LAL | belMcF I suid hae said Donald | Turnip | 's son-in-law...! |
| Ulster - BEL | an sent us oot wi | turnip | lenterns, nae pumpkins mind, |
| Doric - MNA | As lang as ony | turnip | shaw |