| Ulster - EUL |
| Twit | twos an whussles ris frae the |
| Central - LAL |
| Twit | wit laiden musings |
| Doric - MNA | ee Sunti Claus at the Pairty! | Twit | Twa! https://t.co/z8ZY6xWMNv |
| Doric - DOR | fit like abody! Bin aff ma | twit | fer a while as his nithing ta |
| Doric - DOR | l manage tae speck never mind | twit | or is that tweet! 8 pints doo |
| Doric - MNA |
Ye're a gypit aul | twit | , for nae maitter fit |
| Central - LAL | hen Ah wis wee. Ma mither (no | Twit | , not 'either'??) wis a London |
| Doric - DOR | fae a random "lassie" on this | twit | thing & then sent me a bunch |
| Central - SEC |
e aff the phone. "The pompous | twit | ... why daed that nice wee wum |