| Southern - SEA | t years was #Hawick's traffic | warden | , would be parking his brogues |
| Central - WCE | The | Warden | o the Mairches kent the eesef |
| Central - SEC | the car park cos the parking | warden | appeared cos ave never paid f |
| Shetland - SHD | r aa baesed on whit da parkin | warden | micht a sed. |
| Doric - ABN | awa tae the sheltered hoosin | warden | on the hoose phone. She said |
| Orkney - ORK | Isle by Roy Dennis, then FIBO | Warden | , 4 chicks fae Norway, reared |