| Central - LAL | ?. A bet they call that wane, | Wayne | ....???????? |
| Doric - MNA | Ahve jis met a min caad | Wayne | Kerr - fit wye did naebidy w |
| Doric - DOR | An | Wayne | taen Ellie tae the toilet. |
| Central - WCE | John | Wayne | 's 'Back tae Bataan' o it, |
| Ulster - GUL | Like John | Wayne | whan he'd got aff his horse. |
| Central - LAL | yFer1077650 Cowboys. Big John | Wayne | wae a' the wee laddies . Bril |
| Central - SEC | gh the doors. As if he's John | Wayne | in yin ae those auld westerns |