| Central - GLA | oyle! A Sixty-three year auld | Welder | wae a gammy airm. Whit ah’m |
| Ulster - GUL | didnae work sure oot came the | welder | an even mair het wus tried!! |
| Central - LAL | at wan last time round wi his | welder | on Tyneside and country laird |
| Orkney - ORK | o a kerless | welder | , hid wept |