| Central - WCE | epodes an by-ordnar cynical, | witty | an bawdily hilarious satires. |
| Central - LAL | leiberate misquotation can be | witty | or ironic, or juist add an in |
| Doric - ABN | e they doing in hell?”. The | witty | loun kent fit he wis daein fa |
| Doric - MNA | ye for ye, at wir wits ein wi | witty | ." "Far wis ye leukin for ma?" |
| Doric - MNA | fail tae mak ma laugh wee yir | witty | jokes that arna even funny su |
| Central - AYR | that's hauf as guid as Galt's | witty | serievin there, I will be wee |