| Central - GLA | vision an ma defences ur non- | existent | , so I make nae attempt tae st | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | ae sort oot thon havers o non- | existent | Anglophobia thit keeps preyin | 2022 |
| Doric - DOR | , ma street-cred aboot as non- | existent | as Granda's hairline. Ah slid | 2023 |
| Central - SWE | ammie, a chunk o stane, a non- | existent | craitur and the emmlins o a y | 2021 |
| Doric - MNA | vnoo." Elspeth pattit her non- | existent | hips. "Ah'm a licht aeter, on | 2011 |