| Ulster - PUL |
Lot rip a big | fart | | 2009 |
| Doric - DOR | e waar. Could be a Gruffalo's | fart | ! | 2019 |
| Central - WCE |
um at us an let oot a massive | fart | . | 2021 |
| Orkney - ORK |
me WD40 bit hid wisna wirth a | fart | . | 2002 |
| Central - GLA |
n the worm an wait fur it tae | fart | ." | 2000 |
| Central - SEC |
ver ye do, never EVER trust a | fart | .' | 2008 |
| Doric - MNA |
v te be afore ye cud chunce a | fart | ?" | 2011 |
| Central - WCE |
Ah think the maist minginest | fart | anybody's ever done though wi | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR | @EmzForzz A promise nae tae | fart | an ye can hae yer peace and a | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA |
, an ye dinna gie a fiddler's | fart | fit ye come awa wi." | 2006 |
| Doric - DOR | Still hinging aboot me like a | fart | in a lift bit think Im fina | 2019 |
| Doric - MNA |
mak im aboot es popular es a | fart | in a phone box. At's foo he k | 2006 |
| Doric - MNA |
an quickly come rinnin if a | fart | in their erses gings wrang. I | 2018 |
| Central - DUN |
Eh kin | fart | it wull or sleep on thi flair | 2007 |
| Central - GLA |
me-cunt wid let oot a nervous | fart | n aw these chimps wid burst o | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
hey startet makin really loud | fart | noises an lookin ower at us. | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | l Bayley is tryin tae shake a | fart | oot the leg o his troosers | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
bright red an ah did actually | fart | right at that point but it wi | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR | eparations underwye for hen's | fart | sandwiches for e morns piece. | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
lean the toilets is some auld | fart | that ma da knows; ma da calls | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
That kin | fart | the tune o The White Cliffs o | 2021 |