| Central - LAL | er that Irene Dick, weel kent | motivational | speaker, did 3 readins frae m | 2019 |
| Central - SEC | tae deliver yin ae ma famous | motivational | speeches: "Go oan ya dirty ba | 2021 |
| Central - EDN | asino, eh? A miserable fuckin | motivational | speech if ever there wis yin. | 2022 |
| Central - GLA | t ah widnae recommend it as a | motivational | technique. | 2020 |