| Southern - SWE | TBH it's aw new tae me an aw! | PM | | 2020 |
| Central - SEC |
oan the mornin news, that the | PM | , Boris Johnson, hus cawed a p | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
hen ye wake up at hauf three, | pm | , still mingin, wi nae clue ho | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | morro at 10 - cheers for the | pm | - feck it am going | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | in my friend n cheers for the | pm | - somebody defo has a screw | 2020 |
| Central - SEC |
4 - 13 August at 6.45 | pm | . | 2003 |
| Central - SWE |
October 10th 1745 aboot 7.30 | pm | . | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | ever heard a beep fae the new | PM | . Seems this childishness is s | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | 2019 when Johnson movit in as | PM | . She's bein referrit tae as h | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | Indy won't happen while he's | PM | . SHOULDNAE BE LONG THEN! Dinn | 2022 |
| Central - GLA |
, “take your calcichew at 2 | PM | .” | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
“Eh, | PM | .” | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
“Is that AM or | PM | ?” | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | rsFC guys gee me a shout or a | pm | aboot this game as a awys wal | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | @falconer101 luv the | pm | a jist got sent - radio seld | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | now now guys ma | pm | box is full - down tigers lo | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
finder o this Gowden Ticket. | Pm | cawed Mr Wullie Wonka! Gie's | 2016 |
| Ulster - EUL |
in front o a newspaper stall. | PM | CLOCKING IN AT HOME was print | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | Watching the | PM | Coronavirus briefing. Johnson | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | d sorted now so thanx for the | pm | guys - change of venue i see | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | 2 a call off - thanx for the | pm | guys n b oan tae the amateur | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | per usual give me a shout by | pm | guys n b oan to yous | 2020 |
| Central - SEC |
17 November 10.30am tae 4.30 | pm | in the Conference Room, 1st f | 2007 |
| Central - SEC | a cheeky wee | pm | just been sent to me guys - | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | going - a got tipped off by | pm | lol - hope he enjoyed the ga | 2020 |
| Doric - NNB |
Tho | Pm | mair mature | 2009 |
| Central - SEC | me n shame them brother - or | pm | me - n as a punter al gee th | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | r - nudge nudge wink wink - | pm | me guys if theres ony news | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | @DicaculusManiac | pm | me lol | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | ey @BBCSportScot eel need tae | pm | me on that yin - as the 10 p | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR |
he stuff I hiv tae pit up wi. | Pm | nae sure how I'm gan tae get | 2023 |
| Central - AYR |
a daicent eneuch sowl. 'Weel, | Pm | no a real Gawston lass ...I w | 2012 |
| Central - AYR |
"But | Pm | no a serpent, I'm tellin ye!" | 2014 |
| Central - WCE |
| Pm | no sayin ah'm fit tae lace hi | 2006 |
| Central - SEC | n buckshee mon n tues guys - | pm | or post it on twitter - if n | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
look in that braw mink coat! | Pm | sae gled ye could come! Help | 2016 |
| Doric - MNA |
DOT COM DORIC | Pm | the IT quine Noo that I'm on | 2023 |
| Central - SEC | aye am doin fine thanx - al | pm | u later fir ur news - snawed | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA | Great tae see the Barbados | PM | usin Bajan language at the to | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | ordonghll mornin gordon - al | pm | you | 2020 |